PIZZA F*CKIJNG HUT

Are you kidding? I love pizza fucking jizz jerking hutt!
MNMMMM…the crust, the cheese…love it…
The garlic bread with cheese is the best…

[Homer] MMMMMMMMMMMM Oil [/Homer]

If they fuck the pizzas at this hut, what do they do with the readsticks?

If it helps, how about the time they refused to believe that I had ordered vegetarian pizzas and refused to correct my order? I had a couple of Muslims in the class I was teaching and every pizza had sausage on it!

I don’t deal with Pizza Hut.

I dislike their sauce – canned.

I dislike those meat nodules they sprinkle on the pizza. (What the hell are they? Beef, sausage or ham?)

And they pack on too much cheese - thinking that all of us enjoy that sticky, stringy, messy stuff by the pound.

Besides, their idea of ‘extra sauce’ is to wave the ladle over the pizza and what drips off is the extra. I go to small little operations who make their own dough and sauce and want my business.

I hate Pizza Hut too. But (as I’ve said before), because those fargin iceholes in their marketing department actually planned to deface the moon with their logo (how obnoxious!), until they realized how expensive it would be. So far, they’ve only managed to slap their name on a rocket & part of the ISS.