Stupid Slut at Pizza Hut (Short and too the point)

The BBQ Pit
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I order a pizza and am told it will be here in 30 minutes.
40 Minutes go by and i call up and ask about my pizza and im told it should be there soon.
Another 20 minutes go by and i call up again, i am told it will be there any moment (by the store manager).
The pizza comes in about another 15 minutes.
Then the store manager calls back… this is the conversation…

Me : Hello?
Her : Hello this is the slut that fucker you around tonight
Me : Oh hello
Her : Has your pizza arrived yet?
Me : Yes, just a moment ago
Her : Oh ok…
Me : Yeah… Will i get any sort of…?
she hangs up

DUMB SLUT!
Im asking about some fucking credit towards my account and the slut hangs up on me.
The very next week i order another pizza from them.
I know i shouldnt have but i really like the stuffed crust.

Althought my “stuffed crust” doesnt arrive… its a PERFECTO pizza, not stuffed crust.
Im not in the mood to “deal with it” so i call up and have THIS conversation.

Me : Hi i ordered this and got that.
Him : Oh ok… can you please hold?
Me : ok

Him : ok im bacl, it appears as though the mistake was made here, witht he person taking down the order getting it wrong.
Me : ok
Him : So is that all ok now?
Me : Uh no. Can you send me another pizza?
Him : ok blah blah blah

I get my second pizza and eat it.

Fuck You

2

I know, it’s almost although companies like this think that their customers are dumb enough to keep coming back no matter how bad their service is.

Ah.

3

I suspect your dietary intake might be a bit dodgy, seeing as you tend to fly off the handle at pretty inconsequential things.

May I suggest you cook your own dinner, and leave the poor buggers at Pizza Hut to serve customers who at least refrain from calling them ‘stupid sluts’?

:smiley:

4

Learn how to communicate with people, seems like you were lacking information. Get a grip, do something worthwhile.

5

This reminds me of the old Ann Landers truism…some sort of adage about if he hits you once, shame on him, and if he hits you twice, shame on you.

Seriously. Pizza Hut? C’mon now. Find a local pizza joint and give 'em some luv instead of feeding the Corporate Machine.

[sub]I mean, I’ve never had any beef with Pizza Hut myself, and I order from 'em on Sundays when my local joint is closed, but seriously. Why put yourself through all that?[/sub]

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Jeez, not a lot of pizza hut love here. I mean we have another pit thread on the subject as well. I work for a pizza hut, and christ, Me and my coworkers are nothing like we are being portrayed in this set of posts. Honestly, its employees like that that do give some of us a bad name.

~SkY~

7

What sort of information was he lacking? :confused:

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Oh yes, i should learn to communicate, i say stuffed crust and he writes down perfecto…

And i have stopped going to Pizza Hut, it was just the stuffed crust i went back for, i now do have a local place which is so much better.

And i know not all Pizza Hut’s are like this, just my local store. I have friends that work at another one and they do kick ass.
Jarret.

9

I know the OP is in a different situation, but in my town, there are no local pizza joints that deliver. You have a choice about either the big chains or the small chains (though admittedly some are franchised, not corporate-owned).

10

How does hanging up on you make her a slut?

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I was wondering how he knew that she was a slut, or what her sexual practices had to do with whether or not she performed her job correctly.

12

I suspect that her being a woman is what makes her a slut, in Jarrod’s world.

13

Hell, screwing everything in sight and robbing me of all my cash wouldnt make a girl a slut in my world.now, if she had previously had a relationship with me that might be a different story…

14

Lets be fair, guys can be sluts too. :slight_smile:

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“Stupid Slut at Pizza Hut”

You gotta admit, the thread title makes a catchy jingle
“Fucking Sleaze at Chuck E Cheese”

“Dummy Ho’s at Dominoes”

“Penis Teasers at Little Caesars”

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Ding-a-ling at Burger King

The Jerkins at Perkins

She-who-sucks-cocks at Jack In The Box
Well, that’s all I have.

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Note: 0 points are awarded for coming up with a jingle for Fuddrucker’s in this thread.

This has been a public service announcement.

18

Skanky poon? Yer at Carl’s Junior!

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Apparently she was called a slut because *she said * she was a slut.

shrug

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Sure, jump on the guy all you want. But I’ll say this, he didn’t call her a “fat slut” and that oughta count for something around here.