OK… Let’s line up the suspects, shall we?
:: paces back and forth, occasionally glancing manacingly at the four suspects ::
Bread: You’re light, fluffy, basically dry. Low density + High air content + low moisture gives low “burnability.” ::waves bread on:: You’re free to go.
Cheese: Basically Milk Solids and Oil. You do, however have the ability to stick to flesh, thus keeping the heat on one area and concetrating the burn. Oil (olive oil) has a specific heat of 1790 (J/kg K). :: points:: Don’t move. ::glares::
Oil: Same specific heat, less ability to stick to flesh in massive quantities. Getouddahere, but I’d better not hear anything about splatters. ::thumbs towards door::
Sauce: Basically water, with some organic solids, and a lot of sugars. So you have the ability to stick to flesh better than oil, albeit not quite as well as melted cheese, eh? But wait a minute, you are liquid at a lower temperature than cheese, so can actually stick better at lower temperatures? Hmmm… what’s your specific heat? 4200?!? That’s it! Up against the wall, punk! We got our man, er substance! Cheese, you can go, but I’ve got my eye on you. ::attempts to handcuff sauce, gets confused…::
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What I’m basically saying, is that it’s a question of how long a substance is likely to stay on the same spot & how much heat energy it has at a given temperature. One other thing to consider: as cheese cools (by giving up it’s heat to your now burning flesh), the layer right next to your skin will cool and harden, thus acting to keep the rest of the heat away. Sauce? No such hardening.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled …uhhh… something.