Place names that were better before they changed them

/ˌɑːʒioˈkɔʃoːk/? Why that instead of, say, /ɑːgioˈkoːtʃuːk/?
(AAAH-gi-o-KO-chook)

When I was a kid a classmate’s much older sister moved to Paradise CA. She said the name was changed from Pair O’Dice. I think it’s apocryphal.

From the town’s Wikipedia page:

According to GNIS, the community has been known in the past by four different names or spellings: Leonards Mill, Poverty Ridge, Pair-O-Dice, and Paradice.[1]

A legend persists that the town was named because it was the home of the Pair o’ Dice Saloon, an idea supported by a 1900 railroad map referring to the town as Paradice. However, no documentation has been found to prove the establishment existed, nor an explanation of the spelling of the town’s name on the map.[8]

Gene Sylva, a former mayor of the nearby town of Oroville, has stated that the saloon story is false, and that the true etymology of the town’s name can be traced to his great-great-grandfather, William Pierce Leonard, who named the town on a summer day in 1864, after a hot and dusty ride from the Sacramento Valley; arriving at his sawmill while the staff were on break, Leonard “took a deep breath of the cool, clean air, and exclaimed, ‘boys, this is paradise.’”[8] According to Snopes, Sylva’s explanation may be “pleasingly inventive historical fiction”, and it is more likely that the town was named for it being a pleasant place to live.[8]

Ah, there you go beyond my linguistic knowledge. I am clueless about Abenaki language issues, I just tried to represent more or less the way I have heard “Agiocochook” pronounced.

Thanks for forcing me to sound that out. Either that or

Do sound rather nice, now that I’ve had to hear them. I look forward to learning this name for the mountain. Mt. Washington is rather dull for how spectacular and weird it is.

Me too, but FWIW I’ve been studying Lenape, a closely related Eastern Algonquian language.

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All North American languages just scare me. There’s like, what, 40+ different language families AND 30+ isolates? Wild.

Gondwanaland was a nice place before they decided to split it up.

Thanks for doing the research I was too lazy to do.

Good to know that it really was not true.

Reunite Gondwanaland!

That was a popular T-shirt and button, at one time.

Never realized that. Ignorance fought! Thanks.

The way I see it, corporations paid for broadcasters and advertising tie-ins to use that “branding” name. Since they didn’t pay me, I do not feel compelled to use any of them. So the Ravens, for me, play at the Ravens Stadium. M&T Bank Stadium? Ha. In Canada there are 4 Rogers branded event centers. Could you imagine if Elon Musk (over)paid for every football stadium to be called Space-X Stadium? Actually I wish he would so everyone would wake up to how stupid the concept of naming rights really is.

Bah, that Johnny come lately Pangea was just a gang of the much cooler named Gondwana and its pals Euramerica and Siberia.

The football stadium Rutgers University plays football in had the uninspired name Rutgers Football Stadium. Plenty of room for improvement right? Just as long as they don’t rename it something that could be easily turned into a rude nickname. The naming rights were sold and now it’s SHI Stadium.

The basketball arena also got renamed. It used to be called the Rutgers Athletic Center. Everyone called it the RAC (pronounced rack). Saying “I’m going to the RAC” sounds a lot better than “I’m going to Jersey Mike’s Arena.”

Boston Hockey and Basketball used to be played in the Boston Garden. (The Barnum and Bailey Circus used to be there, too, back when it was still a thing).

But they rebuilt the Green Line subway and demolished the old Garden and built a newer, bigger sports arenas and sold the naming rights. It was purchased by Fleet Bank, so it became the Fleet Center.

People hated it. Old-timers continued to call it the Garden. One person remarked that it might have been named after the bank, but the name always made them think of Fleet enemas.

Fleet, which had absorbed BankBoston (itself the merger of BayBank and the Bank of Boston), was itself absorbed into the Bank of America. They resold the naming rights (there being no more Fleet Banks around, so all you could associate it with was the enema), and these were bought by TD Bank, which properly “read the room” and restored the name to Boston Garden.

Well, technically TD Boston Garden, but people leave the “TD” off.

Formosa, Ceylon, Siam, Burma.

The Needles district in Canyonlands national park has a section of jeep trail officially called “Bobby’s Hole”, still evoking snickers from 4WD enthusiasts. There are some other geographical place names in the region that did not … age well and have been sanitized. Another landmark in the needles was “Mollie’s Nipple” that I think has been officially renamed.

State Farm Stadium in Arizona was once University of Phoenix Stadium, which must have been confusing for anyone hoping to watch the University of Phoenix football team. (“Beat DeVry!”)

It was also briefly known as the Shawmut Center (Shawmut Bank being one of the institutions involved in the various mergers).

At the time I worked at an ad agency that had the Garden as a client. We had a big stack of business cards made up for various employees of the Shawmut Center, as well as various promotional stuff, all of which quickly became obsolete.

Sadly, they turned out to have little value as collectibles.

I am proudly Zimbabwean, but I will admit to a certain admiration for the sheer arrogance of the man who named the country of my birth, Rhodesia, after himself.

Zimbabwe is a way better name though. Also we had the world’s best national anthem for 14 years until the country’s leadership went to shit and allowed South Africa to steal* half it.

* they did not steal it, really. It is a popular song from South Africa up as far as Tanzania, with lyrics in various languages starting with “God bless Africa” so not really country specific. But it was my country.