PlainJain and others: stop this disingenuous shit

[splatterpunk]

@Little_Nemo

Not me. My money’s on homicide.

My guess is he’ll succumb to an as yet unidentified condition: BigTardian Atrophy Through Sadistic, Heartless Internet Trashtalk (BATSHIT).

As you know, every time someone is mean to him in a post, it shaves another month or two off his life. If he keeps starting Pit threads, I imagine he’ll eventually waste away until he is too weak to type, and will be found slumped over his keyboard, with printouts of SDMB posts plastered all over his bedroom walls with hand-scrawled dates 60 days after the date of each post, indicating when he will reply to these soul-crushing assaults.

Then he will be gone.

[Sitnam]

Sometimes this board makes me feel I’m still in high school.

[kaylasdad99]

@VinylTurnip

Somebody say the catchphrase, dammit, or by God I’ll have to!

@Ethilrist

Cite?

@AClockworkMelon

Shut up, VinylTard.

“Rio, by Duran Duran?”

“A 1920’s-style death ray?”

“Gotcha ya?”

C’mon, throw me a bone here.

[Der_Trihs]

@Sitnam

Sometimes this board makes me feel I’m still in high school.

Most of us probably smell better.

[PlainJain]

Wow, my heart’s all aflutter. I feel like one one the the big kids now, getting pitted and all.
Of course that’s tempered a bit seeing how it was by BigT.

[Troppus]

Holy shit, Sierra Indigo. I’d be honored if you would be the keynote speaker at my first pitting. I’d like a spanking like that!

[Kolak_of_Twilo]

Sierra Indigo, I’m beginning to think you’re the guy at the grocery store who told BigT’s Mommy the shredded cheese was dairy-free.

[Sierra_Indigo]

@Troppus

Holy shit, Sierra Indigo. I’d be honored if you would be the keynote speaker at my first pitting. I’d like a spanking like that!

I’m usually good for about one a year. I’ll try to pencil you in around Easter 2014, how’s that?

@Kolak_of_Twilo

Sierra Indigo, I’m beginning to think you’re the guy at the grocery store who told BigT’s Mommy the shredded cheese was dairy-free.

And I would have gotten away with it too, if only BigTard wasn’t such a master of the Internet Callout.

[Cazzle]

@BigT

I know no one else will come out and say it, so I will. OpalCat committed suicide due to having a depressive episode of her bipolar disorder.

What do you know that Opals mother doesn’t?

[Sierra_Indigo]

@Eliahna

What do you know that Opals mother doesn’t?

He has the power of scolding like a bitter fishwife that magically moulds reality to his addle-pated delusions, all the better for telling people off with.

[Gleena]

BigTard, surrounding himself in drama since August 2008.

And a slow golf clap for you Sierra Indigo, well fucking done.

[kayaker]

@BigT

OpalCat committed suicide

If you were there, why dint you try to stop her? If you weren’t there, well, shut up fucktard.

[hajario]

@Eliahna

What do you know that Opals mother doesn’t?

Opal’s Mom said that she didn’t believe that the suicide was intentional but that it might have been.

[Revtim]

@hajario

Opal’s Mom said that she didn’t believe that the suicide was intentional but that it might have been.

Plus, Opal’s blog mentions a recent suicide attempt just a few months ago. We can only speculate of course, but suicide seems to be at least a reasonable hypothesis.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@hajario

Opal’s Mom said that she didn’t believe that the suicide was intentional but that it might have been.

Suicide is intentional by definition. If it’s unintentional it’s called an accident. Not that I am taking a position on whether or not Opal committed suicide, and I reserve the right to call those of you who are a bunch of nosy assholes.

[Debaser]

@Sierra_Indigo

Oh horseshit you sanctimonious little taint-sniffer.

Being dead doesn’t make Opal any more of a fucking saint than tugging your shrivelled, bright red raw micropenis repeatedly to Miss Manners and Emily Post books makes you an expert on societal norms and correct social behaviour.

Opal was a fucking drama whore. The fact that she’s dead doesn’t change that. She loved and thrived on the drama about herself. Look at the bullshit that SHE HERSELF kept dragging onto the boards when her “private” folder of cocksucking pictures was “hacked” by people backspacing too far. She didn’t need to bring that into this forum, she could have just locked down the pictures quietly and not made a big deal about it, but no. There we have at least two threads started by the the star of the knob-gobbling show herself, bringing it up when very few people on this board were even aware there was a “problem”.

Which was a repeated pattern of behaviour for her. From the “buckeyes” incident to the “Leather books are just like having holocaust-victim lampshades” thread to the repeated “How can I do x” threads where every. Single. Answer was met with “No, that won’t work for me because [list of frankly retarded limitations, that she should have put into the OP if they were really that important that they couldn’t be overcome]”

So yes. She did like to surround herself in drama. The same way you like to surround youself in the stink of sanctimony, spraying ropes of self-righteous jizz all over the bottom of your keyboard tray as you once more lean back in your sweat and sadness-soaked computer chair, congratulating yourself with clammy palm pats for Having Shown Those Bullies On The Internet What For.

Add links! Then this will be The. Greatest. Post. Ever.

[PlainJain]

@Revtim

We can only speculate of course, but suicide seems to be at least a reasonable hypothesis.

Even if that were true (which I don’t believe) it’s a far cry from the OP’s declarative italic, underlined, bolded proclamation.

[hajario]

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

Suicide is intentional by definition. If it’s unintentional it’s called an accident. Not that I am taking a position on whether or not Opal committed suicide, and I reserve the right to call those of you who are a bunch of nosy assholes.

When my step-brother died from a self-inflicted gun shot wound, the police said that it would be ruled a suicide whether it was intentional or an accident. He didn’t leave a note and it probably was intentional. His Mom believes that it wasn’t intentional and that it was, at worst, an impulsive act related to his mental illness, which in his case was depression.

[kaylasdad99]

@Debaser

Add links! Then this will be The. Greatest. Post. Ever.

Personally, I think it’s good enough as it is. If the links were there, the temptation to check those incidents out for a good wallow would be waaay too easy to succumb to.

So, thanks Sierra Indigo! By not pandering to my native indolence, you’re improving my moral fiber!

[Anaamika]

Oh my god, can we just shut up? Opal’s dead, she’s gone, and ok maybe some people are snarking about her. What makes you think yet another thread to comment on the comments is going to make it any better? Can we just let it go? Eventually Opalcat will mostly fade in the memories of everyone except the people who really cared about her. But good gods…do we have to keep raking the coals up over and over again?

Feast on your own liver, not someone else’s.