PlainJain and others: stop this disingenuous shit

[RaftPeople]

I’m going to have step in and defend BigT on this one.

While I don’t support the entire OP, I think he really hit a nerve with everyone because of the underlying truth of some of his statements, like this one:

@BigT

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[Rasa]

You have got to be kidding me.

[Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge]

@RaftPeople

I’m going to have step in and defend BigT on this one.

While I don’t support the entire OP, I think he really hit a nerve with everyone because of the underlying truth of some of his statements, like this one:

Now that was funny.

[Nzinga_Seated]

@Anaamika

…Feast on your own liver, not someone else’s.

Sig line!

[synapse]

Hi Big T

I thought vulgarity went against SD’s policy!

[Guinastasia]

@Anaamika

Feast on your own liver, not someone else’s.

But I’m out of fava beans and chianti!

[11811]

@kaylasdad99

“Rio, by Duran Duran?”

“A 1920’s-style death ray?”

“Gotcha ya?”

C’mon, throw me a bone here.

I’m BigTarding like a motherfuck?

[Munch]

@Sierra_Indigo

So yes. She did like to surround herself in drama. The same way you like to surround youself in the stink of sanctimony, spraying ropes of self-righteous jizz all over the bottom of your keyboard tray as you once more lean back in your sweat and sadness-soaked computer chair, congratulating yourself with clammy palm pats for Having Shown Those Bullies On The Internet What For.

I applaud this paragraph with every fiber of my being.

BigT, you continuing to post here does not upset us, it does not anger us, it does not bother us - it just makes us sad that you have to continue to live trapped in that pathetic existence of trying to justify every social inadequecy or shortcoming you possess, rather than just deal with the fact that you’re a little twit.

[lorene]

@kaylasdad99

“Rio, by Duran Duran?”

“A 1920’s-style death ray?”

“Gotcha ya?”

C’mon, throw me a bone here.

@11811

I’m BigTarding like a motherfuck?

Hi, Opal?

Bye, Opal?

[Loach]

@Sierra_Indigo

Oh horseshit you sanctimonious little taint-sniffer.

Being dead doesn’t make Opal any more of a fucking saint than tugging your shrivelled, bright red raw micropenis repeatedly to Miss Manners and Emily Post books makes you an expert on societal norms and correct social behaviour.

Opal was a fucking drama whore. The fact that she’s dead doesn’t change that. She loved and thrived on the drama about herself. Look at the bullshit that SHE HERSELF kept dragging onto the boards when her “private” folder of cocksucking pictures was “hacked” by people backspacing too far. She didn’t need to bring that into this forum, she could have just locked down the pictures quietly and not made a big deal about it, but no. There we have at least two threads started by the the star of the knob-gobbling show herself, bringing it up when very few people on this board were even aware there was a “problem”.

Which was a repeated pattern of behaviour for her. From the “buckeyes” incident to the “Leather books are just like having holocaust-victim lampshades” thread to the repeated “How can I do x” threads where every. Single. Answer was met with “No, that won’t work for me because [list of frankly retarded limitations, that she should have put into the OP if they were really that important that they couldn’t be overcome]”

So yes. She did like to surround herself in drama. The same way you like to surround youself in the stink of sanctimony, spraying ropes of self-righteous jizz all over the bottom of your keyboard tray as you once more lean back in your sweat and sadness-soaked computer chair, congratulating yourself with clammy palm pats for Having Shown Those Bullies On The Internet What For.

This is why we need a slow clap smilie.

[Loach]

I am glad to see BigTard’s Pit thread hitting streak is alive and well. More impressive than DiMaggio.

[Drunky_Smurf]

Hurray! Another BigT pit thread!

I especially enjoyed the “sadness-soaked computer chair”. That was gold.

[kayaker]

@BigT

Do you guys not get it?

Ummm. . .dude. . .

[Toucanna]

@Sierra Indigo: I vociferously and most whole-heartedly protest!!! You say “knob-gobbling” like it’s a bad thing! “Harrumph”, I say to you, good sir. Harrumph!

[Lord_Ashtar]

@Sierra_Indigo

The same way you like to surround youself in the stink of sanctimony, spraying ropes of self-righteous jizz all over the bottom of your keyboard tray as you once more lean back in your sweat and sadness-soaked computer chair, congratulating yourself with clammy palm pats for Having Shown Those Bullies On The Internet What For.

The alliteration in the underlined section is truly magnificent.

[Sierra_Indigo]

@Toucanna

@Sierra Indigo: I vociferously and most whole-heartedly protest!!! You say “knob-gobbling” like it’s a bad thing! “Harrumph”, I say to you, good sir. Harrumph!

I have to apologise here for my lack of clarity - the “knob-gobbling” comment was not intended to be judgemental. Knob-goggling is a fine and upstanding tradition that’s fun for all parties involved. I merely mentioned it as the poster in question was playing the innocent naif card, wounded about the breach of her privacy when she was quite enthusiastically chowing down on that tubesteak in most of the pictures, and was a web designer to boot.

Fear not! I hold no disdain for those who like to polish the baton, merely those who would do so, put those pictures in a web folder that was one errant backspace away from discovery, and then come to this board shrieking about it when nobody had posted or shared it on this board in the first place.

[Toucanna]

[QUOTE=Sierra Indigo]
I have to apologise here for my lack of clarity… {snip}
[/QUOTE]

No probs. Mmmmm… “tube steak”… I’m hungry now. Gonna go ask hubby if he feels like eating out…

[Loach]

Every time I see a Pitting started by BigT I hear sotto voce Homer Simpson saying “This is going great.”

[Crotalus]

@Loach

Every time I see a Pitting started by BigT I hear sotto voce Homer Simpson saying “This is going great.”

I think you posted that very phrase in a Pit thread a while back, and I heard Homer in my head when I read it, and cracked up.

[Loach]

@Crotalus

I think you posted that very phrase in a Pit thread a while back, and I heard Homer in my head when I read it, and cracked up.

It’s hard to do impressions on a message board.