Playboy's Women of Enron

I’m not surprised to see Playboy publishing “The Women of Enron” – they’ve always been clever about jumping onto a publicity bandwagon (like when they published “The Women of 7-11”, after they’d been banned from the convenience stores):

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20020626/ap_on_re_us/enron_playboy_1

What I like is the picture of former Enron guys poring over the issue. It’s as if : “Well, I may have been laid off, but at least I can see my former co-workers naked.”

Hey! How’d you get yours already?! Where’s mine?
Goshdern postal service. Either that or someone snagged it out of my mailbox again. Pooh.

I’ve been looking forward to this issue since I heard they were doing it. Wonder if there’ll be a woman of Worldcom coming out soon?

Cal, if you have yours already… are they totally nekked, or just topless? :slight_smile:

And yet again we see the involvement of Bush in Enron.

(sorry)

Buk nekked. And might I add, Hef is allowing the girls to show more an more of their…bits.

I wager they’ll be showcasing double-penetration pictorials within five years. :slight_smile:

Still, I think this Women of Enron thing is silly.
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Forget Enron. I 'm waiting for Playboy to do “The Women of WORLDCOM”. Them telecom girls are freaky.

I haven’t got a copy, to tell the truth. I’m just quoting the news story.

My copy is always delivered on the last weekend of the month. I’ll be sitting by my mailbox this weekend waiting for the postman, in fact you can usually see me by my mailbox on the last Saturday of evey month. :smiley:

Down here it usually gets to my mailbox mid-month. OTOH this issue as announced, should be interesting – not only do I get the Women of Enron but also a boricua Playmate.

Of course, a better WOE pictorial would feature them properly disciplining Kenneth Lay and the Enron and Arthur Andersen Directors… with strap-ons. Oh, well, maybe Penthouse :smiley:

Mine came in yesterday.

Glanced once at the pictorials and moved on to the interviews as usual. Trust Playboy to turn perfectly normal attractive women into heavily airbrushed Barbie dolls…

…not that that’s necessarily a BAD thing, mind you… :wink:

Forget the Enron chicks. This issue also features twinsies!

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…and yes, the twins were definitely the high point of this issue. Yow.

Ummm…twins and their mother! :smiley:

Forget Women of Enron. Forget Women of Worldcom. I’m waiting for my Women of the Big 12.

Ummm…twins… and their mother! :smiley:

(my highschool counceler said I was an “over-achiever”)

Last time they hit the Big 12 was my freshman year at Mizzou. Ahhh, memories…

Playboy figured the women of Enron would be willing to pose nude because…

We know they’ve already been fucked.

Jay Leno talked about them, said they wouldn’t say what their salary is because its private, yet there they are butt
naked.

Say it with me, guys: Playboy’s Women of the Straight Dope Message Board.

You know you want it.

But will we get it? :smiley: