Playing with your nugat

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I just stripped a Three musketeers bar naked.

I used to do this as a kid–peel the chocolate coating off the nugat part-- but never with such success (Staleness seems to be the key to a really effective peel). I now have a somewhat sad, flaccid, rectangle of nugat that I suspect I won’t eat.

I got it from one of those suicide vending machines where all candy bars seem to be jumping off the ledges of a big snackfood apartment building (why are the pretzels, the most fragile resident, always in the penthouse?).

Thursdays just draaaaaag on don’t they?

Inky

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Damn Inky, far and away yours are the most humorous posts.

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Of course your the only poster who’s ever heard a hand bag sing.
Sang the handbag:

She’s mighty mighty
She lets it all hang out.

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Inky - strange coincidence - I tend to do that to Three Musketeers bars too. I’ve always had more luck with the “fun size” ones though…my hands get really sticky when I do that to the large ones.

Have you ever tried it with a “Milky Way”?

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Sorry, I thought this was a thread about masturbation.

I’ll just be going now…

Nothing like a bad decision
Says who you are.
-Gin Blossoms, “Perfectly Still”

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  1. It’s spelled nougat.

  2. The inside of a Three Musketeers is whipped chocolate, not nougat.

  3. If you don’t stop that you’ll go blind.

“If ignorance were corn flakes, you’d be General Mills.”
Cecil Adams
The Straight Dope

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Such…Such…Perversion! Don’t you know there are kids apt to visit this board? There’s enough trouble in this world without you poisoning their little minds! Playing with your nugat indeed! As I’ve always said: To each his own, but if you really want to play with your “sad, flaccid” nugat, keep it to yourself!

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I try and do the same thing with a Twinkie, but the cream filling always seems to shoot out before I want it to.

Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.

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I like to eat my Peanut Butter Cup naked…and you can make whatever extrapolations you want to from that.

the Artist Formerly Known as Kara

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I love to peel Little Debbie Swiss Rolls. Also, I try to suck out the frosting so I end up with little cake crepes. Doesn’t usually work.

[joke]
Q: Why don’t [insert name of ethnic group here] eat M&Ms?

A: Too hard to peel!
[/joke]

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This thread takes the pre-packaged, single-serving cake!

I rarely do so in the nude, but I like to eat all the chocolate off peanut butter cups, and then eat the peanut butter last.

Insert Random Witticism Here.

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I like to strip most anything I eat…chocolate or otherwise!

I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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Crackwhore! I’m shocked!

Hey what does a woman and a noodle have in common?

Make your own punchline…

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Hey Inky…is your nougat sort of, you know, boomerang shaped?

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Oh dear lord, did I just hit submit?
suffused with shame, Eden slinks away

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It is in fact boomerang shaped! I was holding it by one end, studying the way gravity slowly bent it over. I suddenly turned my head and noticed one of the secretaries in my office giving me an odd look.

I have that effect on people.

Inky

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I always strip the top of a Twix first, then savor the sweet cookie part last.

Meow!

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Eden, is DJ sending you straight lines too?!

(high moral tone)
See what eating the black JuJuBees leads to?

VB

“Hey! How 'bout that Toe Jam?”

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Dammit, now everyone in the computer lab is looking at me funny. Thanks guys.
– Sylence

I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one.

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I prefer my nougat beaten, not whipped.