I found out about that job you’re offering. I know I don’t have the requisite professional experience, even if I do have unpaid experience in exactly what you want. I think I can do the job.
On the whole, I wasn’t expecting a call back. I thought I’d throw the resume out there because you never know what will happen, right?
Imagine my surprise when you want to do a phone interview. This is the first time I’ve ever been approached for something like this – really, truly given the time of day for a job like this. The interview goes pretty well, I think, considering you ask me for some writing samples.
I send them in. You say you want more. I’m really getting excited now.
You say “These are really good! Can you come in for a face to face interview?”
I take the time off work unpaid. Holy cow. This is my dream job, guys, and I know you know it. You want to start the interview at the same time I’m usually at work; well, I can afford to give you an hour or so.
You keep me for three hours. I interview four times with a total of six people. I enjoy myself and it seems they do, too. I get on with everyone. I’m getting happier, more excited.
“You’ll know by Monday!” they say. “We just all need to get together and discuss it, but we’re pretty busy. For sure you’ll know on Monday.”
I get home and there’s a bright shiny new email in my box politely informing me that while they liked me and they liked my samples, they just don’t think they can convince their corporate office to hire someone without professional experience.
Excuse me? Excuse me? Couldn’t you have told me that last week? Couldn’t you have told me that before I took time unpaid off work? Or spent hours working up those writing samples, reading them, rereading them, writing new stuff to the specs you requested? Couldn’t you have emailed me after the phone interview? After the samples? Didn’t you think it was worth it if you really thought I was capable?
And more than that. If you’re just being kind? Fuck you. If the writing wasn’t up to your standards, then let me know what needs to change. If you didn’t think I’d get along in the company, have the decency to tell me. Say “This is derivative. Do something better.” Say “It goes all over the place. Tighten it.” Say SOMETHING.
You’ve wasted my time and yours if you’re not full of shit. You knew when I walked in how much experience I had. Hell, there’s even another guy there fresh out of college. He has no experience either, so what else is going on?
Even about this I just can’t build up the vitriol. I’m just unhappy and confused.