If it already happened, I missed it, because I haven’t checked the boards all day.
So, anyway:
To my fellow Monroe Highschooler, co-conspirator of various misdeeds and hijinks, Russo-Germanic empress extraordinaire, blue-eyed copy-editing compadre who always manages to be just cool enough to make me admire you but not so cool that you become some bitch-ass ice princess -
HAPPY 22nd BIRTHDAY!
St. Christina the Astonishing never had it so good.
Love,
Juniper rocks. Here’s to another 22 good ones.
tsarina, I think you’re indeed the first one. (I should know, having posted insane things all day) I might have sent birthday wishes her way in Meatros’ birthday thread for himself, but didn’t think that would be the right thing to do. Besides, I wasn’t quite sure if I should be the one to start it. So, without any further ado:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JUNIPER200!!!
Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!)
“Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!”
Approximate English Translation of Above:
“Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!”
I hope that you have a good time celebrating with family, freinds, and loved ones. Also, I send you nothing but the best wishes for an awesome birthday, and year to come. May you be richly blessed in the future, and please remember to take care of yourself. 
aside to Res: NOW you have a reliable indicator of my current post count… nowehere near 2K yet! 
F_X
Tsarina, you’re the first one to start a Happy Birthday Juniper200 thread…
Hey, somebody had to say it!
Happy B-day Juniper200!
And many many more!
Best wishes to you, Juniper200 on your birthday. 
<ahem> clearing throat <ahem>
HAAAAPY BIIIIRTHDAAAAY TOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!
HAAAAPY BIIIIRTHDAAAAY TOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!
HAAAAPY BIIIIRTHDAAAAY DEEEEAR JUNIPER2000!!!
HAAAAPY BIIIIRTHDAAAAY TOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!
yay!
Happy Birthday from MICHIGAN!