He’s footloose and about the town. if you spot poor Kevin, please contact his owner! I don’t know 'em (pig or owner) I just feel bad and hope they locate him.
I’m kind of glad he escaped the Animal House the day after Friday the 13th. With a name like ‘Kevin Bacon’ he was probably only about 6 degrees from joining his fellow porcine Flatliners and ending up in a Diner.
And bonus: if you find him, your Bacon number is 1!
I wish them all Gluckschwein in this auspicious endeavor!
These pet pigs are running on the wild side. Kinda worrying…
Only if someone takes a video of the two of you together.
Good a time as any to rewatch this classic meme:
Maybe the Guardians of the Galaxy kidnapped, er, pignapped him?
I’m sure it would be on the evening news.
No hind legs? Well, it’s like they say. You don’t eat a pig like that all at once.
This definitely seems like something Mantis and Drax could easily do.