Please help me find the name of an old game (2d, rpg, old, cheap game)

Ok, I’ve had this game on my computer a while ago, maybe 3-4 years ago and now I don’t remember the name and I can’t find it, so I’m turning to this infinit pit of knowledge…

here’s a brief description of the game:
It was kind of like the game diablo in the sense that you had different weapons and armor and abilities and stuff but it was 2 dimention (flat), all the ennemies and terrain was made of letters, if I remember correctly t were termites and came in packs, V was elvis and his evil twin brothers (or clones or something like that) and you had to eat, you had spam cans, and another kind of brown stuff to eat, and berries that gave weird results.
At the start you have two abilities that you keep all game, and the goal of the game was to defeat some kind of supervilain that was planing to nuke the ‘earth’ …

when you run into an ennemy it makes as if you attack him and the combat is described in a really humourous way…the game was probably very small in size, (maybe 100k to 1meg at the very max) because graphics are VERY cheap, but it was a game that you could play hours and hours…real fun…

please help me, I’m desesperate, I tried everything and I don’t know who to turn to anymore…:rolleyes:

[size=4]ALPHAMAN!!![/Size=4]

Definately the weirdest of the roguelike family that includes ADoM, Angband, Moria, NetHack, and Dungeon Crawl. One time I died in that game by “teleporting into a tree.” That’s gotta hurt.

You want link? I get link. You can download Alphaman free from here. Have fun!

Damn. I didn’t see the “other” thread. Now I have to do another good deed for today. :frowning: