Good thing you added that “goodbye Papa” line in there, OrganicMatter.
'Cuz that’s what you need to start doing.
Now.
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
OrganicMatter, I actually liked that song when I was a much younger woman.
“Ayesha, Who can bend minds with her spoon” WallyM7
Voted SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that)
I could have sang the Barney song for you, but that would be pure torture for all of us 
Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man
I’ve heard you should sing ‘The Farmer in the Dell’. Apparently, it will not only banish the offending song, it won’t stick either!
Good luck!
The farmer in the dell,
The farmer in the dell,
Hi-ho the dairy, oh!
The farmer in the dell.
The farmer takes a wife,
etc.
A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
—Zsa Zsa Gabor
Ha, OrgMat! It was a toss-up for me between those two songs. YeeHaaa!
God created Man, and then said,“Hell,I can do better than that !” Courtesy of Wally’s Sig-O-Rama
Billy don’t be a hero
Don’t take a chance with your life.
Billy don’t be a hero
Come home and make me a wife.
This song and “Seasons in the Sun” are linked in my mind in some sort of perverted Vietnam-era pop protest (along with the “One Tin Soldier” song–theme for the movie "Billy Jack), or pre-adolescent drama death fixation. Thanks for reminding me of them.
Sorry about the double–now triple–post. I was trying to edit, I remembered the chorus correctly after I hit send.
I’m so old that when I retrieve some songs from the cobwebs of my brain, I can still hear the metallic “clunk clunk” of the 8 track switching tracks…right in the middle of the song!!
Great invention, those 8 tracks.
BTW, Bluepony, I always thought it was “Dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen.” And isn’t the refrain from “Billy, Don’t be A Hero:” “Come back and make me your wife.”
I can’t remember where I put my keys, but I still have every Abba song ever written firmly lodged in my memory bank.
Sad, isn’t it?
Actually, I love One Tin Soldier. Awesome tune.
na na na na
na na na na
hey hey hey
goodbye
::dodging shoes being thrown at her head::
I’M BLUE DA-BE-DEE-DA-BE-DIE, I’M BLUE DA-BE-DEE-DA-BE-DIE, I’M BLUE DA-BE-DEE-DA-BE-DIE, I’M BLUE DA-BE-DEE-DA-BE-DIE, I’M BLUE DA-BE-DEE-DA-BE-DIE, I’M BLUE DA-BE-DEE-DA-BE-DIE, I’M BLUE DA-BE-DEE-DA-BE-DIE, I’M BLUE DA-BE-DEE-DA-BE-DIE, I’M BLUE DA-BE-DEE-DA-BE-DIE, I’M BLUE DA-BE-DEE-DA-BE-DIE!!
On top of spaghetti
all covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball
when somebody sneezed…
I don’t have time for mustard.
When the moooooooonnnn is in the seventh hooooooouuuuuuse,
And Juuuuupiterrrrr aligns wi-hith Maaaaaaarrs,
Then peeeeeeeaace wil ru-hule the-he plaaaaaaa-haneeett,
And loooooo-hove will steer the stars!
<all together now>
Hey, sweetie! You want a Danish with that coffee? – another custom design by the mind of Wally
Mmbop.
TMR
Birth. School. Work. Death.
"The night Chicago died! I heard her PRAY the night Chicago diiiiiieeeed!
Your brain-in-a-jar,
Myron
Imbibo, ergo sum.
This is the song that does not end…
PunditLisa,
Ahem, well I hope you are happy ! This morning Lion woke me up singing “Aweemaway, Aweemaway”.
I tried to tell y’all I would be the one to suffer for this, but none of you listened. None of you cared !
Therefore I am forced to take action !
Sing, sing a song, sing out loud , sing out strong.
Don’t worry that it’s not good enough for anyone else to hear, just sing sing a songggggg gggggggggg gggggggggg .
Now suffer ! All of you meany heads !
“Ayesha, Who can bend minds with her spoon” WallyM7
Voted SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that)
Heh!
Heyyyy, Baby, I’m The Telephone Man…
God created Man, and then said,“Hell,I can do better than that !” Courtesy of Wally’s Sig-O-Rama