First, I’m a newbie to sewing, not the SDMB.
Why am I a newbie when I’m almost 50? My mother and grandmother were expert sewers. My grandmother especially, she made all of my clothes until I was 16. I think they thought I was too stupid to learn, and neither one would let me come near their machines. I didn’t even learn how to sew buttons on from them! I took a semester of sewing in high school (the other semester was cooking) but we never got past making pillows.
In essence, beyond the random messy seam repair, and buttons resewn with way too much thread (a gorilla could pull on them, and the fabric would tear before the button comes back off, dammit!) I’m pretty helpless.
I thought I was going to inherit my mother’s fancy and expensive sewing machine (which was a piece of furniture in and of itself) but when she died my dad sold it before telling me. A few years ago I bought a new basic sewing machine, but it’s never been touched. A friend who was going to teach me to use it moved away before that happened.
So, now, I have to make a BUNCH of drapes, using Triple Velvet. It (or Double Velvet) is what magicians use to make things like the Statue of Liberty disappear because it doesn’t reflect any light at all. These are for my living room (no, not for a magic act. We have a ceiling-mounted projector and big screen home theater setup, and the curtains are a must.).
I searched all over for Double or Triple Velvet and found the best price for Triple Velvet at Denver Fabrics ($5.98 a yard as opposed to Evanton’s Vogue Fabric’s $9.99 a yard) and I just sent away for swatches. I’m sure I’ll order the fabric (30 yards!) soon after I get the swatches. The curtains have to be done and in place by November 1.
We have a square bay window setup (3 windows, 5 windows, 3 windows). There are already very nice dark maroon swags there from the previous tenant (we just moved in) and we’ll leave them there. What I have to do seems very simple. Cut to length. Top pocket for the curtain rod. Hem. That’s it. Still, I’m worried because I’ve never used the sewing machine, they all have to be uniform length, and this fabric, even at that price, is pretty pricey for being messed with by a newbie. Also, I want them to look like nice curtains, and not pieces of fabric stapled up (believe me, stapling has been a boon to me in the past. Buy curtains? Sew curtains? Staple fabric? Staple!!) and nicer than the thick black plastic we had stapled up at our last apartment.
You must understand that I was born without the decorating gene. Most girly stuff (makup, hairstyles, fashion, decorating, etc.) is not part of my knowledge base and I never even try because I would make it look tacky. I don’t want these curtains to look tacky. The fact that they’ll be black will help cut down the tacky factor (leaving aside that some people would think black velvet curtains in the living room is tacky in and of itself).
Any tips? I can see myself the day the bolt arrives via UPS. I’ll be looking at it, and the scissors, and the sewing machine, and the cleared off dining room table…I’ll start to cry and go sleep for 36 hours. Then get out the staple gun…