MPSIMS: I got an e-mail with the subject "please open me, I am a cute and fuzzy email " in my Suspect Email folder today.
Let’s see… Don’t know the sender. No attachment. No virus warning from my virus blocker. I’ll mark it as spam and delete without opening.
Still, I like the subject line. 
Lobsang
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I would have opened it.
But then I play on motorways.
cowgirl
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so you can’t be sure it wasn’t cute and fuzzy …?
I knew that sooner or later cats would learn to type and use webcams. 
Boys and girls, come out to play
On the busy motorway!

“Cute and fuzzy”? :eek:
Beware.
You are being scanned by devilbunnies.
Run. If you can. They"re everywhere,
Dude- I only opened the thread to see if the email was cute and fuzzy. Now I need closure, dammit!
Somebody send me my own cute and fuzzy email.
Q.E.D
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Someone opened it and posted it on his blog:
Cute and fuzzy, my ass!
I don’t care how cute and fuzzy your ass is, Q.E.D. I’m straight. 
…Is a fuzzy ass supposed to be a turn on??
You mean, the e-mail lied ?!
Oh Yeah Baby! Bring on them fuzzy asses! 
In today’s Suspect Email folder: “These girls have small titttties but lose vaginas”
Okay, I like small breasts. But parts falling off is just creepy.
Has the respectable profession of spammer fallen so low?!
That’s not really so strange. I’ve known many people who couldn’t find their own ass - even if you let 'em use both hands, a map, and a flashlight.