Without picking on anyone in particular, am I the only person who wants to wretch at these displays, or am I an unreasonable prick? Tell me truly. One ‘check your mail’ for someone who you need to reach is more then understandable. Using SDMB in place of the ‘notify’ option or equivalent in your email client is stuperfuckingrific. Get a clue, get ICQ, and bugger off.
Brass dildo? :eek:
Sure, why not? Brass is usually smoothe. Sure, it’s rather heavy, but I’d be more concerned about, oh, BarbedWire_Dildo or UnfinishedWood_Dildo
At least be brave enough to provide a link. I totally understand that you mean this complaint in a more general sense and aren’t trying to single anyone out, but it’s perfectly obvious what the straw that broke the camel’s back was.
I’m in agreement with you - nothing against Superdude and belladonna or anyone else who does this for that matter, but it’s a partularly irritating thing to do. If you sent them an email then unless it’s an emergency you’ll just have to wait until they read it. It’s even more irritating to reply with “Oh, I emailed you back!” - if they emailed you and are keen enough about it to announce it to a message board, then they’re going to be checking to see if you’ve replied. Really. No one else needs to know that you’re sending email back and forth, so why are you telling us? Do you think it’s cute, or that everyone else will magically not have to read about it when it’s plonked in the middle of a thread that has heretofore had nothing to do with emailing?
It’s not the end of the world, it’s just a little grating.
By the way, Fran, I sent you an E-mail. But, oh, since I can’t possibly contain my sheer glee and giddiness over having sent you an E-mail, I’ll just post it here, too, so you’re doubly sure to have seen it!
(In other words, I agrees with ya.)
Or a cactus dildo for that matter.
or a morning-star dildo? ouch
yeah brass dont seem so bad anymore.
I just thought it was a bit late in the day to get into anyone’s, erm, panties. I figured the guilty parties would take a more subtle hint to heart. [The two you mentioned are the most recent, but are far from being the only offenders.] I’m sure Superdude and belladonna are fine young preteens, and don’t mean to irritate.
Check your email;)
I’ll ignore the obvious overlay of sarcasm in your voice as I point out the fact that I’m damn near 29. However, do you really feel it necessary to post a mediocre Pit thread about something that Ukulele Ike already said?
Personally, I think you’re all so goddamned bored that you have invent things to bitch about. But that’s just me.
Or Caustic Soda Dildo
Or Cream Cheese Dildo
(This is almost worthy of it’s own thread).
Actually, Superdude, I did not see that a moderator had been in the thread until well after I posted; not that I see the relevance. Thank you, however, for taking a break from you puerile antics to come pass your trifling judgment on the quality of my pit thread. Perhaps if I had been less diplomatic and more inflamatory it would have been less mediocre in thine eyes? Would you like to be called an eruptive spastic colon, or did you have something else in mind? The truth is I’m not normally bothered by you, but methinks you need new tricks.
Oh, and check your email giggle
Tepin Pepper Dildo
Poison Oak Dildo
Yes but I fear its a path best left untrodden.
Cream Cheese Dildo?
If not its own thread, how about a band name?
Don’t forget the infamous Coarse-grade sandpaper_dildo
You guys aren’t being brutal enough. Try these:
16-molar hydrocloric acid dildo
chainsaw dildo
rusty razor wire dildo
plutonium dildo
Oh, man, am I ever sorry I started this.
Monofilament Dildo
Yer missing the obvious:
power drill dildo
open blender dildo
claymore mine dildo
and the ever popular umbrella dildo
I always thought crystal would maked a great dildo.
It sounded gross when you mentioned it, then I realized something -
- I wanna sweetie to do prublic smooching posts for me!*
That word “prublic” is either pubic or public. Or maybe proscuitto. I forget which 