Wild badger dildo
Hot tar dildo
Yellow snow dildo
Double ding dong tom bombadildo
They make them.
I’m completely embarassing myself, but I’ve seen (apparently functional) dildoes made of crystal and glass, stainless steel(!), leather over PVC, PVC, various jellies…
I’ve even seen a clear glass or plastic model that will let you view the inside of the person you’re using it on (presumably not yourself unless you’re very flexible) in a magnified manner…
[sub]I can’t believe I said all that…[/sub]
don’t mind me, i’m just extending the quote chain to see if i can get waverly to start killing people.
but to stay on topic, i’ll just say “crusted-with-the-flaming-blood-of-the-damned dildo”.
roast beef dildo
switchblade dildo
SABOT dildo
light saber dildo
photon torpedo dildo
warp nacelle dildo
…running
What about the SDMB’s very own Billdo Dildo??
Black and Decker Dildo (grinder attachment)
Dryed Cat-tongue Dildo
And if they already make crystal, what about opal?
Wood Rasp Dildo
Post-hole Digger Dildo
Monster Truck Dildo
And, Rysdad, Wild badger dildo? Whoa…
::sigh::
Toothpaste dildo?
That depends…does it come with flouride, baking soda and hydrogen peroxide?
Klein dildo!!
porcupine (the aminal, not the person) dildo
lightbulb dildo
haircurler dildo
car battery dildo
whirling dervish dildo
[sub]Hoping “check your email” doesn’t become the new “So do you want to get changed?”[/sub]
Heh.
Diablo Brand[sup]tm[/sup] Dildos:
Sharp Dildo of Alacrity
Iron Dildo of Thunder
Jagged Dildo of the Wraith
Vulpine Dildo of Spikes
Brutal Dildo of Pestilence
Meteoric Dildo of Eviceration
Screaming Dildo of the Squid
Wolverine dildo
car wreck dildo
BBQ dildo (that might be kinda nice)
or perhaps the most feared of all-The Waverly Dildo-it’ll tear you a new ass hole.
I like that, Mermaid. The only question I have about it is whether it gets all bent out of shape over minute matters.
Mauna Kea dildo
Dry, splintery dildo
Saturn V dildo
Warm, bloated, creekside perch dildo
Square dildo
Flat dildo
Your mom’s dildo
Your dad’s dildo
Janet Reno’s dildo
Cause-a-cramp dildo
Mousetrap dildo
1 centimeter dildo
Flannel dildo
Nitroglycerine dildo
Rapala dildo
Ooh, can I play?
50,000 PSI Vacuum Pump Dildo
F-16 Afterburner Jet Exhaust Dildo
uhm Rysdad
re the “Warm, bloated, creekside perch dildo”
Now I love fish as much as the next mermaid, but this is taking it just a bit too far.
Moby Dick Dildo
Giant squid Dildo
Bean and Cheese Burrito Dildo
The >insert name of banned poster< Dildo
The USS Dildo, hull number CVN 69.
Oh wait, that’s ChiefScott’s carrier, the Eisenhower.
Sadly, I think many of us know just exactly what the “JDT Dildo” would look like. :eek:
*Originally posted by Superdude *
So… you mean like 28 and a half 
Mmmmmmmm, dildos.
Pogo stick dildo
Bhawbwa Stweisand head dildo
Dildo Baggins
Daisy cutter dildo
Dildo with Techron
Dildo with sprinkles
Tasmanian Dildo?