You’ve got mail. Tee-Hee.

The BBQ Pit
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Smart Bomb Dildo
Anti-Aircraft Dildo
Cruise Dildo
Fission Dildo

Antimatter Dildo

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I’ll let this speak for itself.

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I hope I get kickbacks if any of these go into production. Particularly the:

Expanding Pear Dildo
Strap-on Dry Ice Dildo of Doom

SD: Are you going to continue with the “aw, shucks, tweren’t nottin’ much” defense? If you must persist, I’d prefer you take the tact of explaining how the behavior in question is somehow representative of the 28¾ maturity level you so vehemently stressed; or perhaps explain to me why the board is and should be your personal post-it note. Really now; if you are going to take issue, do it with a coherent argument.

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Here’s a better site for those Divine Interventions.

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Lousy bad coding, damn.

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:checks Baby Jesus Butt plug off list: