This is one of the best pieces of satire I’ve seen in a while. I especially like
Maybe I’ll go to Africa and advertise to “Rent a Fat American!”
whew
Well, as a satire piece, that puts a whole different spin on things. I was too tired at the time I posted the OP to delve any firther into it, thanks Kal for digging up the skinny on it!
I’d do Rent-A-Homo but it would probably be misinterpreted.