Please translate this sign

It looks like a person using a hula hoop. It’s on a road somewhere in Massachusetts. Any ideas?

WAG: Open Manholes?

Pedestrian crossing. Some wise guy has put a sticker of a hula hoop on it.

It’s a transparent hula hoop sticker that someone stuck on to be funny. Do a Google search on “transparent hula hoop sticker” and you’ll turn up more examples.

I’m thinking it’s been altered.

But if not…

Watch For Holes?

Tiny Surfboard Crossing?

Someone doctored the sign for kicks.

I agree.

When I zoom in and enlarge the photo, I can see that the hoop is a darker shade than the person. That wouldn’t happen if they had both been painted together.

Warning: Portals next 500 feet

“I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated.”

Oh wait, that’s this one.

No, that would be this sign.

Warning: Giant Parasitic Wasp Rookery

Warning: you are about to enter the Sea of Holes.

Hula Hoops

This is hilarious!

I’m betting that someone in Massachusetts is a String Cheese Incident fan. They sell the stickers here. I have a few, myself.