Franklin,
Welcome aboard. Any friend of Arnold Winkelried’s can’t be all bad.
My birthday is Aug 27th and I like chocolate cakes. 
Hello, Franklin.
Welcome to the board and have fun!
We’re a fun bunch. Really.
Enjoy the ride, Franklin. You’ll see that this place is highly addictive. You’ll also see that we’re a tight bunch - in good AND bad times.
Don’t talk about felching or Satan’s ass. You’ll be OK 
If you have any questions about terms used (like felching and squicking), just ask Coldfire about it. He loves to help people here on the board. 
enjoy the board and don’t take anything too seriously.
BTW- why are we all so glum?
Welcome to the insanity. The doctor claims it’s not contagious, but I ain’t so sure.
Sorry dropzone, but as it is clear in this thread Shayna and I get the nudes pix, Wally gets the money.
Franklin, being a friend of a moderator does not exempt you from the rules. I’ll be expecting to see your links shortly.
BTW, not to offend, but Arnold calls you ‘she’ and yet your name is Franklin . . . I’m easily confused by this.
Welcome to the board, Franklin.
Franklin, let me greet you with the traditional Irish blessing:
May the wind be always at your back,
and may you never spill Pepsi on your keyboard.
V.
Welcome to the family, Franklin; anytime you want to take a flight in a biplane, let me know.
Be patient with us; we’ll be back to normal before too long. It just hurts like hell to lose a member of the family, and one of our patriarchs.
Franklin, you are obviously on at the wrong message board, but, welcome, anyway.
Hi and welcome to the board Franklin. I’m sure that Arnold has told you who to avoid (he he). Wally’s death has stunned us all, but we will regain our normal insanity soon enough. You’ll probably be asking Arnold what he has gotten you into.
Hi Franklin! It’s nice to be properly introduced!
Wow! What a friendly group! Sorry about you recent loss. Franklin is my beloved cat’s name. I like to think of him when I’m online. I don’t actually have any nude pictures of myself. I am always clothed. Even in the shower. I was even born pre-diapered (I like to plan ahead.)
Chocolate cake is no problem, but are you sure August 27th is your birthday? Most Virgos I know are very health conscious, carrot cake would be more like it. I had trouble finding this place on my own last night, being a woman I did ask for directions but arnold wasn’t online anymore. Hopefully I have it figured out now and can lurk until i have something relevant to say. Thank you all for you Welcome! Franklin
What? You couldn’t find a straight plane?
Of course, helicopters are better!
Franklin, welcome to the board! As indicated by BratMan’s post above, be prepared to see much of “Franklin said in his post…” Take no offense, gender is very confusing on this board!
Well…not if you have a name like “Evilbeth”, it isn’t.
As opposed to a dumbass androgynous name like…DRY.
Shit. I knew I should have chosen “Biggus Dickus”
Hi, Franklin, welcome aboard the board!
by the way, Franklin, we should let you know that Arnold has a little quirk in his on-line persona that you may not be familiar with from knowing him in real life: if you even so much as hint that a link he posted doen’t work, you can expect him to slap you with a glove and demand satisfaction.
It must be catching. Try this link instead: Swords and daggers at dawn