My Friend Steve - make him join us. Join ussssssss.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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My friend Steve, who is excedingly handsome and clever, is considering joing the SDMB.

He’s known about this place for some time, and this weekend he attended a Londope (because I mentioned it was on and in his vicinity and we hadn’t seen each other for a bit). So he came and had a jolly good time and met other dopers.

Now that he knows we’re not all freaks, I have been poking at him to join properly. I think a thread in which we all encourage him to join usssssssssss might finally tip the scales.

So won’t you welcome my friend Steve? Tell him how friendly we are? How much of a contribution he could make?

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Come on Steve. Its’ easy. First they go in through your nose and they even let you keep the little bit of brain they take out. Whose that big man? Whose that?

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And your user name will be Sssssssssteve.

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Clever people called Steve are always welcome. We’re in too short a supply, you know.

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Aw, c’mon. The first post’s free.

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Don’t do it Steve. It’s like crack.

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It’s like crack? You keep the Message Board in your underpants Bruce? That makes no sense.

Don’t bother to join up Steve. It’s not worth it. There’s all these people who keep writing stuff and as a memeber you have to read it ALL and then respond. And be clever. You always have to be clever. Or THEY will think less of you. And those people you met? Not real Dopers at all. Actors. They were actors potraying Dopers. None of it was real. You won’t have any fun here.

Go away.

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Steve, Steve
He’s our man!
If he won’t do it
then awww nuts.

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Maybe he’s afraid that we’ll turn him into a sssssssnake.

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We need no one here who is handsomer and cleverer than me.
:dubious:

Begone!

Astroboy peers suspiciously around the boards, searching for someone handsomer and cleverer. Finding none, he relaxes, ego assuaged for the moment, and picks his teeth with a toe nail clipping.

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It only hurts a little bit. The ointment is free!

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Handsome, clever, and presumably with an accent.

Bring him on!!!

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Hey Francesca is this the same Steve that you write all those juicy sexual fantasies about?

I thought you were writing those about me?

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Steves are wonderful. I’ve been married to one for almost 20 years! I’ve never met a Steve I didn’t like. Well, except for that one, and it’s not so much that I didn’t like him as he never gave me any gifts so there was no reason to like him.

So, whaddya say? Will you give me a reason to like you?!? :smiley: Come join the party!

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Hey, Steve!

Did you bring me a monkey?

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He’s reading this. I know he is.

He looks like a meerkat. True story.

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NoClueBoy - that cracked me up! Good one!

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<Zombie>Souls! More souls…</Zombie>

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Ssssssssteve. Sssssssuch a niccccccce name. Welcome to the boardssssss. It’sssssssss ssssssso eassssssssy to possssssst here. But be forwarned: onccccccce you sssssssstart, it’sssssss not easssssssy to ssssssstop. Esssssssspccccccccially when your sssssssss key is ssssssstuck.

Ssssssschreech-owl

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Steve, bring pie.

Oh, and if you join, Francesca promises she’ll flash you. If she won’t, then someone will be appointed to your case by the message board.