I’m 19, male, working my way through college and work in an office with a bunch of females. Every fuckin time they get around one another they talk in these really HIGH PITCHED NICE voices. It is so fuckin irritating. I’ve noticed this in office environments quite a bit when women get together and began clucking. Also, the mood swings are unbelievable and they are always talking about kids and family. For the love of god, don’t you want a few fuckin minutes to reflect on something different than your festering 85 year old great fuckin grandmother.
Another thing, why is it that if you make a mistake the women in accounting can’t bring it to you and asked for it to be solved? They take it right to your fuckin boss and then avoid you for the next 2 weeks; and then they start slinking around you and saying hi like nothing ever happened. I think the next middle-aged ‘I got more life experience than you’ whore acts like she’s gods gift to office work, I’m going to flip right out, rip the phone off the wall, and smash some heads. Ahh…I feel better.
“Oh my god, those asshat women and their fucking soprano voices, why don’t they grow some bigger larynxes or something? Plus, the way they keep talking about all that shitty girl stuff like their fucking KIDS and their fucking FAMILY just makes me wanna go over there and wring their scrawny little girlie necks, why can’t they talk about manly shit like eating pussy and getting puking drunk and football and shit like that. Plus I really hate the way that when you fuck up on your job, they take it to your boss, and like TATTLE on you, instead of taking it directly to you so you could try to intimidate them into forgetting all about it, I fucking hate it when grown women won’t allow themselves to be intimidated by a 19-year-old file clerk, and I ESPECIALLY hate it when those middle-aged whores somehow sense how I feel about them, I dunno, it must be some kind of girlie ESP or something, and they actually start avoiding me, how dare they, those fucking cunts.”
-1.0 on your rant, 7.0 on mine.
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<< exits being extremely thankful that she doesn’t have to work in an office with a clueless asshat college boy >>
Well, thanks there DDG for more of that good old man-bashing man-hating stereotypical sexist crap. Just what we need more of.
I’m a man. I have never, ever, in my whole life talked in that way. The same goes for many, many men I know, and I’ve probably been party to more all-male conversations than you have.
Maybe mouthing off your pet stereotypical prejudices, or recycling rancid quotes from the unthinking woman’s guide to drive-by man-bashing, is your idea of either fun or a positive contribution to this or any other thread. If so, it sucks to be you.
Oh wait a minute… here come the defences:
“It was a satirical swipe at the lameness of the OP”
“It was a parody of the sexist rantings involved in the OP”
“I was holding up a mirror to the stupidity of the OP”.
Any points you wanted to make about the foolishness of the OP could be made without slandering myself and other men who don’t talk like that, never have and never will. Crass and egregious sexism is unwanted and offensive in either direction. If you can’t or won’t appreciate that fact, then I suggest you aren’t much help when it comes to “fighting ignorance”.
Do you honestly believe that anybody else believes that what DDG was in any way, shape or form true? Little tip: If you haven’t said stuff like that, then DDG wasn’t slandering you. If somebody were to call me any of a dozen racist epithets, and I think to myself, gee, none of those really apply to me… I don’t get my panties in a wad about it.
Good God. I didn’t mean to spark a battle of the sexes here. The only thing I’m calling for is for all the women in my office to quit playing roles with one another and then switching at the drop of a hat the minute they leave the room. Its like, hey, this isn’t my normal voice but since there are plenty of other women around who are talking this high ILL JUST JACK IT UP A FEW DECIMALS. The only thing I get really TIRED of around this office setting is the ROLES people play with one another. Its like everyone has 15 different personalities. Oh btw, I’m not an file clerk…damn bra-burning, men-are-pigs, fake ass feminist.
Thanks Carine. For the most part the ‘cunt’ and ‘fucking’ was just for emphasis. However, the ones that are the ringleaders of the high pitched, talk behind your back, take it to your boss movement are honestly whores, and its obvious they belong in the position of mindlessness they are currently in.
Well I sure as fuck wasn’t offended. Then again, I work with the squeaky voiced old bat and the giggly dipshit from hell. When those two get going, myself and the other sane people (including other women) clear the hell outa the way.
The minute they get on looking at baby pictures, it’s all over for my eardrums, and everyone else in the building.
And where I work, professional etiquette says that if you notice a mistake or a problem with something, you go to that person to get it clarified before you go over their head. Is that really too much to ask? I don’t take something to a colleague’s supervisor without talking to that colleague first.
To be totally honest, fishcrawford’s post was a hell of a lot less sexist than Duck Duck Goose’s was. And this chick didn’t find hers funnier than his.
My venting wasn’t against women, it was against the “sopranos” that are constantly dribbling cliche family phrases all over the place. I don’t work with men, so I can’t complain about them…or I guess I could, but then I would just be sounding like I got my rants out of the ‘Men are Pigs’ handbook like DDG did.
I’m just fine with 43.234, but if you’d really like me to jack that up a few decimals, I can go up to 78.978.
Y’know, I may have initially sympathized with your complaint, but you lost me when you used the word cunt. I don’t care if you’re talking about one woman, five women, or a thousand. Unless these women sodomized and murdered your children or something similarly heinous, it’s totally uncalled for.
Um, fishcrawford, DDG wasn’t implying men are pigs; she was saying you are a pig. Which appears to be true.
I don’t even want to know what a “cliche family phrase” is - probably “I have to pick up my kid from soccer practice tonight”, really offensive stuff like that, right?
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It’s decibels.
The Take It To Your Boss movement? I’m sure I’d be interested in signing up, if I worked with a person with your attitude. It’s probably just a lot pleasanter for them to deal with your boss than with you; nothing personal, no reason to be offended.
“honestly whores” - they sell their bodies for sex for a living? And they have to keep their day jobs too? Tough times.
“position of mindlessless they are currently in” - they appear to outrank you.
Finally, I take serious issue with your use of the word “cunt”.
You should know that “cunt” is an incredibly powerful word to a lot of people. It’s up there with “nazi”, “nigger”, and “fag”. I suggest you avoid using it “just for emphasis”.
Hope you get a job you like soon. I bet your officemates hope so even more strongly.
I was going to say, and AudreyK confirmed my thought, that people were probably most offended by the word you used. I didn’t grow up with english so it doesn’t do it to me, but I of course know it is very offensive towards women.
Just my 2 cents!
Ah, been there. What I like the most is how the higher ups will then explain how to do your job AALLLLLL over again. Then everyone else feels it’s their responsibility to keep an eye on you. Harpies.
All the same, in regards to your complaint about the high-pitched thing, grow some skin, man. :eek: Jesus.
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*Originally posted by Duck Duck Goose *
**“Oh my god, those asshat women and their fucking soprano voices, why don’t they grow some bigger larynxes or something? Plus, the way they keep talking about all that shitty girl stuff like their fucking KIDS and their fucking FAMILY just makes me wanna go over there and wring their scrawny little girlie necks, why can’t they talk about manly shit like eating pussy and getting puking drunk and football and shit like that. Plus I really hate the way that when you fuck up on your job, they take it to your boss, and like TATTLE on you, instead of taking it directly to you so you could try to intimidate them into forgetting all about it, I fucking hate it when grown women won’t allow themselves to be intimidated by a 19-year-old file clerk, and I ESPECIALLY hate it when those middle-aged whores somehow sense how I feel about them, I dunno, it must be some kind of girlie ESP or something, and they actually start avoiding me, how dare they, those fucking cunts.”
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Awesome reply Duck,only,I’m from Alaska,ummm What’s an “asshat”???
