Today, I had to go to the dentist’s because I had an infected tooth, and the doc wouldn’t gimme a scrip for antibiotics until I actually went in to see her. She told me I had an infection, Yeah I know. So, I’m on my way home, and my face is all swollen out to the point where I resemble a blowfish with a migraine, so I decide to stop in the drugstore for some tylenol when I hear a familiar voice behind me, I turn around, and there is my ex boyfriend whom I haven’t seen in 8 yrs. We were both involved way over our heads in this big dramatic thing where we were always causing each other misery, and he finally dumped me for this young, thin, gorgeous girl who is every woman’s nightmare. It was one of those things where the best thing to do is to just go on with my life, which I have done, and everything is fine, now. BUT GODDAM IT! the one day on which he sees me, I look like shit!!!
I am so mad. Feel sorry for me.
OK, I feel sorry for you. Take something a little stronger than necessary for the pain, and take a bath by candlelight. Don’t try to accomplish anything constructive for at least 12 hours. If you were here, and wanted, I’d stroke your head a minute and say “Poor baby” or whatever makes you feel better.
That really does suck. Poor you!
But you’re gonna change your SDMB name when you get better, right?
Noooooo! I love that name! It’s why I opened the thread.
I’m fine now, thanx, those little anti-bios do work, even though, being a woman, I probably have another kind of infection now.
I like my name. I saw it on a bumper sticker and it craked me up, but then again, I have a weird sense of humor. green_bladder, you should talk!
Napier, are you always this agreeable?
'Cause I could a little [shit I’ll regret this turn of phrase] head stroking.
NaWW I had an infected wisdom tooth once (shortly before they were all yanked) and it was helluva pain. I can guess how you felt. Ugh.
Insert the word “use” in there somewhere. I got a little caught up in my phrasing!
I suppose this would be a bad time to point out that you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe?