Plug this and play this, fuckers.

I just wanted to play Zelda for a few days.

argh

Wow! Who would have thought it was so freakin’ difficult to install a game controller.
The question is… does this solution actually work?

Yup. Well I haven’t read all the instructions and wouldn’t be surprised if some of the instructions were wrong based on how poor the guides for installing previous versions of the driver were but the MotioninJoy driver does work. Sort of.

The rumble isn’t reliably detected by other software. Every time you hook the controller up or restart your system you have to re-enable the analog inputs by opening the driver tool again. And if you unplug the controller and use it wirelessly then replug it back in and unplug it again you have to jump through a few hoops with the software or restart your computer to get it to work wirelessly again, and if you use the software method you might end up with duplicate unusable copies of the device in your device manager. But other than all that it does work. And every release of the driver has been much better then previous versions. In another year it might be fairly seamless.

I use MAME whenever the urge hits me to play old games and suffer through using the keyboard and a generic game contoller but I don’t think I’ll bother with this.

Not trying to start a platform war here (I have a 360 but rarely play it. I’m 95% a PC gamer) but I do have a PC Xbox 360 wireless controller that really is a very simple plug and play.

All emulators that I have recognize it, it works great. Maybe try that?

Found a cheap, wired, usb gamepad at Big Lots. Problem solved.