…veal cutlets when she’s making wienershnitzel. Damn, what that woman can do with a meat mallet!
Aspirin acknowledges…
…that it’s pissed off at no longer being the only OTC pain killer available.
Elephants chortle…
Elephants chortle over the realization that they’re the biggest damned animals in the zoo.
Hillary undulates…
<referee’s whistle> Foul! The Numenorean just changed a noun+verb into an adjective+noun (though I admire the skill, it seems like it doesn’t fit the OP).
Not that anyone should necessarily care. I think maybe I’ve been proofreading a little too much recently.
My bad.
Coffee screams, “Drink me!” each morning, or so it seems.
Hillary undulates… in your dreams.
Funds disperse…
(“Numenorean”?)
Funds disperse on Wall Street and Main Street, more and more every day.
Mice dominate…
… Aesop’s fables, as a symbol of smallness, weakness, and timidity.
Bookmarks pontificate…
(and I was totally okay with the first “coffee screams” – I thought it was quite creative)
Bookmarks pontificate, or so I imagine, as I guiltily read a cheap thriller rather than the massive Dickens classic I stopped reading at p. 16.
Sand shivers…
Sand shivers as the winter winds wash over it.
Telephones bite
when they ring in the middle of the night.
Biscuits cuddle…
Biscuits cuddle the taste buds, but the gravy lays sloppy wet kisses upon the tongue.
Oops…forgot to add mine.
Words impact…
Words impact the thin-skinned not unlike sticks and stones.
Doors gesticulate…
Doors gesticulate to the curious and to the dreamers, inviting them to enter into the next adventure.
Snails race…
Snails race only in their dreams, because in real life they’re verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry slowwwwwwwwwww.
Tigers bark…
Tigers bark at roaring dogs.
Penis ensues…
Penis ensues in a plethora of Doper threads.
Pins cuddle…
Pins cuddle at the end of the alley, awaiting their certain upheaval.
The koala bear fluctuates…
Farts stink.