Plums Deify: Complete a sentence from a noun and verb.

Stephen King wrote in “On Writing” that any noun coupled with an action verb makes a complete sentence. One of his favorite examples was “Plums deify.” The object is to take a nonsense noun and verb and turn it into a somewhat meaningful sentence.

I’ll finish King;s sentence: Plums deify, but prunes demonize.

So the nxt person has to complete this sentence and start another: Mountains swing…

Mountains swing, but deserts rock.

Cheese meanders … .

I thought the cheese stood alone? :smiley:

…across the surface of the pizza.

Salmonella celebrates…

Salmonella celebrates while intestines agonize.

Birds copulate….

Birds copulate, as do bees and insects; let’s first explore forming a deep emotional attachment to each other, then consider following their example.

(Is that okay?)

Gorillas skate…

Gorillas skate the thin line between animal and human.

Buildings procrastinate . . .

…but what the hell, it’s not like they have a bus to catch.

Dictionaries improvise…

as great coffee table legs.

Frisbees flucuate…

Frisbees fluctuate, but nerds enjoy Ultimate anyway.

Politicians peer…

Politicians peer… at intern’s actings.

Cooks fry, but…

Cooks fry, but sun tanners bake.

Trees eat…

Trees eat sunshine and carbon dioxide, if you really think about it.

Obama squeals…

…like a little girl if you try to take his Blackberry away.
Sunglasses transform…

Sunglasses transform any dog into a photo op.

Dogs whinny…

Dogs whinny when horses whine.

Snow blinds…

But the ocean sees

Pssst. Next?

Coffee screams…

“Coffee screams” are what I call my caffeine-addicted roommate’s demands for his favorite beverage every morning.

Granny bludgeons…