In honor of the passing of its creator. Very easy-I’ll list the parts-of-speech clues, and first come first served for each clue (please do in order). When you are done I’ll type up the story, we’ll hopefully get a laugh.
I have one of the smaller booklets. Ah, here’s a good one, “Slugs And Bile”:
Go at it!
1. DELICIOUS
2. Adjective
3. Verb
4. Part of the body
5. Noun
6. Verb ending in -ing
7. Adjective
8. Noun
9. Adjective
Okay here we go!
Sticky as a delicious piece of gum, but more slimy than one of the infamous Fear Factor superworms: you might have some trouble getting ten of these sticky, bustling slugs down. They’re as big and greasy as they come. Masticate them up and put them in your eye socket 1 at a time, because they might stick in your raccoon if you cram too many at once. Keep chewing and swallowing-if you stop, they might start peddling in your mouth, and that would be really smelly. Once you’ve eaten the slugs, get ready for an office seeker of cow bile. That should cleanse your palate for the next meaty dish!
You know, the next one I’m going to replace a number of the defaults (they really should have more of them than 9):
A Dreadful Diner
1. Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s)
2. Internal organ
3. Verb (3rd person plural)
4. Adjective
5. Food
6. Animal
7. Verb (infinitive)
8. Abstract noun (love, hate, fear, etc.)
9. Adjective
10. Food
11. Adverb
12. Part of human external anatomy
13. Invertebrate
14. Verb (3rd person pl.)
15. -ing verb
16. Bodily function (verb)
17. Bodily orifice
18. -ing verb
19. Verb (infinitive)
20. Piece of furniture
21. Part of an animal’s body (specify animal)
22. Verb (infinitive)
23. Verb (3rd person pl.)
24. Noun
25. Body part
26. Bodily function (noun)
5. Lutefisk