yet another stupid waste of your time game

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Ok, I think I made up a new game for us to play.

How To Waste Your Time:
I’ll start. I put 2 words down that have absolutely nothing to do with each other. The next doper and only the next doper must make a sentence using both those words in it. The sentence must be ridiculous or it doesn’t count and that person is shunned by all for the rest of their doper careers (not really). When that doper has answered, they must put down 2 words that the next doper has to make a sentence with. Easy? Yes. Stupid? Yes. But I’m sure a lot of you need some time to recover from the busy holiday shopping.

Ok here I go, owl & ice cream.

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Whenever I get hurt, ice cream “Owl!”

Next: jellyfish and cigarette

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It wasn’t a cigarette, It was the jellyfish, I tells you!

Next: Avuncular and szechuan

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“Ooh, all the sudden I don’t feel so avuncular”, said uncle Willy, as I reached for the szechuan-flavored oil.

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Hmmmm… we need a couple of new words to keep the game going…

How about butterfly and crockpot?

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Wilber tasted the butterflys he was cooking in the crockpot and thought,“hmmm…needs more salt.”

Snail and Kumqwat

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“No,” Said the kumqwat as he crawled slowly over the snail.

OK, Antidisestablishmentarianism and skullduggery.

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his pretense of Antidisestablishmentarianism was simply skullduggery.

uranium & psychotic masturbation

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His psychotic masturbation marathons sometimes made his rod glow like an overheated uranium, er, rod.

vagina and Wisconsin.

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Just before I left Wisconsin, the lady with the blue vagina shot the tires out on my van.

Ok, now try:
medulla oblongata and Zeta Reticuli

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:smiley:

hornet and coronet

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ooookay.

The king jumped a mile off his thrown, knocking his coronet onto the floor when the hornet stung him on the ass.

‘underpants’ and ‘green grocer’

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“They have to be fresh”, said the green grocer as he stuffed the cabbages into his underpants.

Next: flatulence and relativity

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Flatulance is not a word that is easy to pair in a sentence with relativity.

Next pointless pair of words: Microsoft and reliable.

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I find Microsoft to be uterly reliable.

(Hey, She said the sentance had to be ridiculous)

Pencil, and scuba diver

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The scuba diver dropped her pencil into the abyss while she was trying to take notes underwater.

ok, ‘febreze’ and ‘red tag’

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The red tag in my underwear came out and I’m feeling febreeze.

Snot and entropy

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Entropy implies that eventually, everything will be covered in snot.

Cheesed and Lurking

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I was lurking beneath the grater, desperately needing to be cheesed.

flavor emulsion

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The emulsion of mayonnaise and cocoa powder produced a tasty new salad dressing flavor.

fantasize and highlighter