Gross! it's family fEWWWWd!

The Game Room
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First and most important. POST YOUR ANSWERS BEFORE READING ANYBODY ELSE’S

Second, POST YOUR ANSWERS BEFORE READING ANYBODY ELSE’S

Third, pass for an answer will not count.

Fourth, Entries will accepted until noon EDT Wednesday, 5 March. You will receive two points for every other answer that matches one of yours, including your own. But if you are a singleton, you score no points

Fifth, Most of the questions are gross. You’ve been warned.

There is 1 question that asks for a dollar value. I have a set of ranges, arbitrarily decided. Each answer will be scored as if it were the same answer as the rest of the numbers in the range, so 20 is considered the same as 25.

  1. If you had to, what condiment that you normally add to meat would you add to a snickers bar?

  2. If you had to, what kind of insect or arachnid would you eat?

  3. If you had to pick a body part, then have your worst enemy design a tatoo to put on that body part for a year, what body part would you pick?

  4. If you had to, what kind of roadkill would you eat, excluding deer and farm animals?

  5. If you had to go swimming in a pool of bodily fluid, what kind of bodily fluid would it be?

  6. If you had to see a real life re-enactment of one of those internet shock pictures, which one would it be? (like goatse, lemon party, tubgirl, 2girls1cup, etc)

  7. If you had to, would you drink a quart of blood, a cup of semen, or a tablespoon of santorum?

  8. If you only had to do one of the above, which one(numerical answer)?

  9. If you had to do all but one, which would you avoid (numerical answer)?

  10. How much would you pay to avoid the one mentioned in #9?

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  1. Mustard

  2. Ant

  3. Butt

  4. Squirrel

  5. (angelina jolie’s) vaginal fluid

  6. the picture of the girl from exorcist that flashes up on screen

  7. Rick Santorm? Pass

  8. Pass

  9. Pass

  10. all of it.

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  1. If you had to, what condiment that you normally add to meat would you add to a snickers bar?

Salt.

  1. If you had to, what kind of insect or arachnid would you eat?

Ant.

  1. If you had to pick a body part, then have your worst enemy design a tatoo to put on that body part for a year, what body part would you pick?

Calf.

  1. If you had to, what kind of roadkill would you eat, excluding deer and farm animals?

Rabbit.

  1. If you had to go swimming in a pool of bodily fluid, what kind of bodily fluid would it be?

Spit.

  1. If you had to see a real life re-enactment of one of those internet shock pictures, which one would it be? (like goatse, lemon party, tubgirl, 2girls1cup, etc)

Goatse.

  1. If you had to, would you drink a quart of blood, a cup of semen, or a tablespoon of santorum?

Blood.

  1. If you only had to do one of the above, which one(numerical answer)?

  3. If you had to do all but one, which would you avoid (numerical answer)?

  5. How much would you pay to avoid the one mentioned in #9?

100 bucks.

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  1. Ketchup
  2. Cricket
  3. Underside of my foot
  4. Possum?
  5. Blood
  6. goatse
  7. Cup of semen
  8. 1
  9. 7
  10. $100
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Morbid today.

  1. Mustard

  2. Ladybug

  3. Ass

  4. Rabbit

  5. Blood

  6. Goatse

  7. Cup of semen

  8. Number seven

  9. Number six

  10. Few hundred?

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  1. Ketchup

  2. Ant

  3. Butt

  4. Squirrel

  5. Saliva

  6. goatse

  7. Santorum

  8. 1

  9. 7

  10. $100

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And thus we discover the limits of twicks’s love of the Feud. :wink:

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  1. ketchup

  2. grasshopper

  3. inside upper thigh

  4. rabbit

  5. blood

  6. goatse

  7. cup ‘o’ semen (not pan-fried, thanks)

  8. 1

  9. 7

  10. $200

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You big baby.

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  1. Mayo
  2. Ant
  3. butt cheek
  4. possum
  5. tears
  6. lonelygirl15
  7. the cup
  8. #2
  9. #3
  10. $100
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  1. Salt

  2. Ants

  3. Bottom of my heel

  4. Elk

  5. Tears

  6. Lemon party

  7. Christ, that is gross. Um… blood.

  8. 1

  9. 7

  10. 200

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1.Mustard
2.Grasshopper
3.Sole of foot
4.Opossum
5.Blood
6.tubgirl
7.Blood
8.7
9.8
10.Nothing

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  1. bacon salt. (duh?)

  2. ant. chocolate covered, pref.

  3. earlobe.

  4. raccoon?

  5. tears.

  6. goatse

  7. I don’t care what you said the rules are, I’m passing on this one.

  10. Couple hundred bucks. I’m cheap.

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  1. barbecue sauce
  2. ants
  3. my buttocks
  4. squirrels
  5. saliva
  6. lemon party, since I haven’t seen it before
  7. blood (er… what’s santorum, other than a senator?)
  8. #1
  9. #7.
  10. $1
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Word.

The “swimming in bodily fluid” question made me gag. So gross.

Also, santorum.

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spoiled for the faint of heart

a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex, as coined by Dan Savage to get back at the senator for anti gay statements.

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  1. Soy sauce
  2. Cricket
  3. Butt
  4. Possum
  5. Ewww!!! Tears.
  6. Tubgirl sounds the least bad. (I hardly know what those are, I’ve avoided them.)
  7. A quart of blood. <gag>
  8. 1
  9. 7
  10. $200.
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  1. Barbeque sauce

  2. Ants

  3. Ass - hidden!

  4. Possum

  5. Tears

  6. Goatse

  7. Blood

  8. 1

  9. 3

  10. $500

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  1. Ketchup
  2. (Chocolate-covered) ant
  3. Buttock
  4. Squirrel
  5. Semen
  6. 2girls1cup
  7. a quart of blood
  8. 2
  9. 3
  10. $100
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  1. Mustard
  2. Ants
  3. My Ass
  4. Squirrel
  5. Urine (it’s sterile after all)
  6. Goatse (am I the only one that’s never actually seen any of this shit?)
  7. No
  8. 1
  9. 3
  10. $10,000