Gross! it's family fEWWWWd!

  1. hot sauce

  2. bee

  3. sole of foot

  4. dog

  5. urine

  6. goatse

  7. give me the cup o’ jizz

  8. 1

  9. 7

  10. $0

  1. If you had to, what condiment that you normally add to meat would you add to a snickers bar?

Salt

  1. If you had to, what kind of insect or arachnid would you eat?

Ant

  1. If you had to pick a body part, then have your worst enemy design a tatoo to put on that body part for a year, what body part would you pick?

Probably my scalp. I have thick hair.

  1. If you had to, what kind of roadkill would you eat, excluding deer and farm animals?

Rabbit

  1. If you had to go swimming in a pool of bodily fluid, what kind of bodily fluid would it be?

Christ. Um…urine, I guess. It’s the most sterile.

  1. If you had to see a real life re-enactment of one of those internet shock pictures, which one would it be? (like goatse, lemon party, tubgirl, 2girls1cup, etc)

I’d see that guy getting the dragon tattoo on his dick.

  1. If you had to, would you drink a quart of blood, a cup of semen, or a tablespoon of santorum?

That really depends on who the santorum was from. I’d say the santorum.

  1. If you only had to do one of the above, which one(numerical answer)?

Number 1, definitely.

  1. If you had to do all but one, which would you avoid (numerical answer)?

  2. How much would you pay to avoid the one mentioned in #9?

Eh, not much. Probably $500, less if they gave me a chaser afterwards.

Okay, Taber, you certainly have proven yourself to have a sick and twisted imagination…

  1. Mustard
  2. Honeyed Grasshopper
  3. My heel
  4. Dagnabbit - I’ve had roadkill venison. Hmm… Moose.
  5. Urine
  6. Lotus Breast
  7. Is the Santorum cooked? I’ll go with that. In a chili.
  8. 2
  9. 7
  10. $29.95

[QUOTE=Silver Fire]
Word.

The “swimming in bodily fluid” question made me gag. So gross.

Also, santorum.
[/QUOTE]

ACK!!! A link to that definition would have been useful in the OP. I thought we were talking cannibalism, here.

ptui.

  1. salt
  2. grashopper
  3. ass
  4. rabbit
  5. piss
  6. Goatse ( can I throw things?)
  7. Yes
  8. one - salty chocolate.
  9. 3, I had to google santorum. I do not like that, Sam I am.
  10. I don’t earn enough to answer this question

[QUOTE=Taber]

  1. If you had to, what condiment that you normally add to meat would you add to a snickers bar?

  2. If you had to, what kind of insect or arachnid would you eat?

  3. If you had to pick a body part, then have your worst enemy design a tatoo to put on that body part for a year, what body part would you pick?

  4. If you had to, what kind of roadkill would you eat, excluding deer and farm animals?

  5. If you had to go swimming in a pool of bodily fluid, what kind of bodily fluid would it be?

  6. If you had to see a real life re-enactment of one of those internet shock pictures, which one would it be? (like goatse, lemon party, tubgirl, 2girls1cup, etc)

  7. If you had to, would you drink a quart of blood, a cup of semen, or a tablespoon of santorum?

  8. If you only had to do one of the above, which one(numerical answer)?

  9. If you had to do all but one, which would you avoid (numerical answer)?

  10. How much would you pay to avoid the one mentioned in #9?
    [/QUOTE]

  11. Salt

  12. Lobster

  13. Tush

  14. Rabbit

  15. Tears

  16. lemon party?

  17. None

  18. 2 (given my answer)

  19. 7 (I can’t even pretend to pick one!)

  20. $10,000 (I am majorily squeamish)

This round may give me nightmares. Curse you. :slight_smile:

This particular Feud is delightfully twisted. :wink:

  1. Mustard. (Goes well with peanuts, doesn’t it?)
  2. Deep-fried grasshopper
  3. Philtrum (it’s small, and covered up easily with a mustache)
  4. Squirrel
  5. Tears
  6. Dickchop (aka BME Pain Olympics)
  7. Blood (wtf is santorum??)
  8. #2
  9. #3
  10. $1,000
  1. Mayo

  2. Ant

  3. Ankle

  4. Puppy

  5. Blood

  6. Lemon Party

  7. Cup of semen

  8. #2

  9. #7

  10. $50

  1. If you had to, what condiment that you normally add to meat would you add to a snickers bar?
    Garlic
  2. If you had to, what kind of insect or arachnid would you eat?
    Beetle
  3. If you had to pick a body part, then have your worst enemy design a tatoo to put on that body part for a year, what body part would you pick?
    Buttocks
  4. If you had to, what kind of roadkill would you eat, excluding deer and farm animals?
    Squirrel
  5. If you had to go swimming in a pool of bodily fluid, what kind of bodily fluid would it be?
    Tears
  6. If you had to see a real life re-enactment of one of those internet shock pictures, which one would it be? (like goatse, lemon party, tubgirl, 2girls1cup, etc)
    Pass, I don’t know what any of these are
  7. If you had to, would you drink a quart of blood, a cup of semen, or a tablespoon of santorum?
    Semen
  8. If you only had to do one of the above, which one(numerical answer)?
    #4
  9. If you had to do all but one, which would you avoid (numerical answer)?
    #2
  10. How much would you pay to avoid the one mentioned in #9?
    $25
  1. ketchup
  2. grasshopper
  3. butt
  4. rabbit
  5. tears
  6. Thankfully, I’ve successfully avoided all of these, pass.
  7. semen
  8. 1
  9. 2
  10. $20
  1. Mayo

  2. Ant

  3. Foot

  4. Squirrel

  5. Tears

  6. goatse

  7. Cup of semen

  8. 2

  9. 3

  10. 200

  1. If you had to, what condiment that you normally add to meat would you add to a snickers bar?
    Ketchup
  2. If you had to, what kind of insect or arachnid would you eat?
    Ant
  3. If you had to pick a body part, then have your worst enemy design a tatoo to put on that body part for a year, what body part would you pick?
    Right Ass Cheek!
  4. If you had to, what kind of roadkill would you eat, excluding deer and farm animals?
    Rabbit
  5. If you had to go swimming in a pool of bodily fluid, what kind of bodily fluid would it be?
    Spit
  6. If you had to see a real life re-enactment of one of those internet shock pictures, which one would it be? (like goatse, lemon party, tubgirl, 2girls1cup, etc)
    2 girls 1 cup. I have no idea what the rest are.
  7. If you had to, would you drink a quart of blood, a cup of semen, or a tablespoon of santorum?
    Semen
  8. If you only had to do one of the above, which one(numerical answer)?
    1 Duh.
  9. If you had to do all but one, which would you avoid (numerical answer)?
    3
  10. How much would you pay to avoid the one mentioned in #9?
    [/QUOTE]

$5000

  1. If you had to, what condiment that you normally add to meat would you add to a snickers bar?
    ketchhup

  2. If you had to, what kind of insect or arachnid would you eat?
    Ant

  3. If you had to pick a body part, then have your worst enemy design a tatoo to put on that body part for a year, what body part would you pick?
    Butt

  4. If you had to, what kind of roadkill would you eat, excluding deer and farm animals?
    Rabbit

  5. If you had to go swimming in a pool of bodily fluid, what kind of bodily fluid would it be?
    Urine

  6. If you had to see a real life re-enactment of one of those internet shock pictures, which one would it be? (like goatse, lemon party, tubgirl, 2girls1cup, etc)
    Lemon Party

  7. If you had to, would you drink a quart of blood, a cup of semen, or a tablespoon of santorum?
    Blood

  8. If you only had to do one of the above, which one(numerical answer)?
    1

  9. If you had to do all but one, which would you avoid (numerical answer)?
    7

  10. How much would you pay to avoid the one mentioned in #9?
    $500

  1. Salt
  2. Ant
  3. Heinie
  4. 'gator
  5. Semen
  6. Goatse
  7. Cup’o’jizz
  8. #1
  9. #7
  10. $500

Umm, is this meant to be gross ?

  1. Ketchup - its delicious with everything
  2. Grasshopper - Fried please
  3. Right Ankle - Would be good for those I was so drunk stories
  4. Rabbit - Casserolled
  5. Blood - preferably virginal - gotta get rid of those aging wrinkles
  6. Goatse - Never seen, heard plenty, should be good for a laugh
  7. Blood - preferably with oats and a few herbs then fried = Black Pudding
  8. 4
  9. 3 - I don’t like tattoos
  10. $0 - I don’t hate them that much
  1. Mayonnaise

  2. Ant

  3. Shoulder

  4. Possum

  5. Sweat

  6. Tub Girl

  7. Semen

  8. 1

  9. 4

  10. $1,000

Excuse me while I go bleach my brain.

  1. Honey.

  2. I ate an ant-butt in Australia because an Aussie told me they tasted like lemons. I didn’t taste it and I was probably the target of a joke to play on the tourists.

  3. My bum.

  4. Rabbit.

  5. Actually, pee.

  6. eel girl

  7. I actually enjoy the taste of my own blood, so blood. Though I suppose I would probably vomit it up whatever I chose.

  8. (1) blood (2)&(3) no

  9. Santorum

  10. $2,000

  1. Ketchup
  2. Ant
  3. shoulder
  4. squirrel
  5. tears
  6. ugh. lemonparty, i guess
  7. quart of blood
  8. #5.
  9. #7.
  10. $1,000.

[QUOTE=Taber]

Fourth, Entries will accepted until noon EDT Wednesday, 5 March.

[/QUOTE]

Taber, did you mean EST? Daylight Savings Time Doesn’t start until the 9th.

  1. If you had to, what condiment that you normally add to meat would you add to a snickers bar?

Wine

  1. If you had to, what kind of insect or arachnid would you eat?

Cricket

  1. If you had to pick a body part, then have your worst enemy design a tatoo to put on that body part for a year, what body part would you pick?

Butt

  1. If you had to, what kind of roadkill would you eat, excluding deer and farm animals?

Boar

  1. If you had to go swimming in a pool of bodily fluid, what kind of bodily fluid would it be?

Sweat

  1. If you had to see a real life re-enactment of one of those internet shock pictures, which one would it be? (like goatse, lemon party, tubgirl, 2girls1cup, etc)

2girls1cup

  1. If you had to, would you drink a quart of blood, a cup of semen, or a tablespoon of santorum?

Sure. If I HAD to.

  1. If you only had to do one of the above, which one(numerical answer)?

3

  1. If you had to do all but one, which would you avoid (numerical answer)?

2

  1. How much would you pay to avoid the one mentioned in #9?

$1000