err, yes
That’s how I got in just under the wire. 
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If you had to, what condiment that you normally add to meat would you add to a snickers bar?
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If you had to, what kind of insect or arachnid would you eat?
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If you had to pick a body part, then have your worst enemy design a tatoo to put on that body part for a year, what body part would you pick?
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If you had to, what kind of roadkill would you eat, excluding deer and farm animals?
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If you had to go swimming in a pool of bodily fluid, what kind of bodily fluid would it be?
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If you had to see a real life re-enactment of one of those internet shock pictures, which one would it be? (like goatse, lemon party, tubgirl, 2girls1cup, etc)
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If you had to, would you drink a quart of blood, a cup of semen, or a tablespoon of santorum?
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If you only had to do one of the above, which one(numerical answer)?
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If you had to do all but one, which would you avoid (numerical answer)?
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How much would you pay to avoid the one mentioned in #9?
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a sprinkling of pepper
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a gnat
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middle of my back (always covered by some form of apparel)
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rabbit
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perspiration
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no clue/pass - have never seen any of the originals
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pass
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2
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pass
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pass
having answered, let me now say
ewwwwww!
where’s the pukey smilie when you need it?
Here are what the answers scored. I’ll do player scores in a follow up post. If you don’t see yours, but see a similar one, I was pretty generous with grouping similar anwers
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candy bar condiment
Mustard 12
salt 14
ketchup 18
mayo 8
barbecue 4 -
Insect
ant 38
cricket 6
grasshopper 14 -
tatoo
butt 36
bottom of foot 12
ankle 4
shoulder 4 -
roadkill
squirrel 18
rabbit 22
possum 12
dog 4
5 swimming pool
saliva 8
blood 12
tears 22
semen 4
urine 14
sweat 4
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internet
goatse 26
lemon party 12
tubgirl 6
2girls1cup 6 -
drinking
blood 24
semen 24
santorum 6
yes 8 -
which is the most doable
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38
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2
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14
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4
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least doable
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34
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18
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6
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money
0-20 10
21-50 8
51-100 10
101-300 12
301-600 8
601-1,000 6
5,000-10,000 6
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If you had to, what condiment that you normally add to meat would you add to a snickers bar? Ketchup
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If you had to, what kind of insect or arachnid would you eat? grasshoppers. I hear they’re not bad.
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If you had to pick a body part, then have your worst enemy design a tatoo to put on that body part for a year, what body part would you pick? the back of my thigh. I wouldn’t have to see it.
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If you had to, what kind of roadkill would you eat, excluding deer and farm animals? dog.
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If you had to go swimming in a pool of bodily fluid, what kind of bodily fluid would it be? blood. though I might get hungry.
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If you had to see a real life re-enactment of one of those internet shock pictures, which one would it be? (like goatse, lemon party, tubgirl, 2girls1cup, etc) lemon party
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If you had to, would you drink a quart of blood, a cup of semen, or a tablespoon of santorum? santorum. goes down smooth, I would hope.
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If you only had to do one of the above, which one(numerical answer)? 1
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If you had to do all but one, which would you avoid (numerical answer)? 7
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How much would you pay to avoid the one mentioned in #9? Not much. I’m not easily squicked out.
Got all the way to #7. Had to look up “santorum”. Never mind.
Sorry for the delay, I got 3/4 of the way through, then realized that my spreadsheet wasn’t adding cell 8, the 38 pointer.
Happy Lendervedder is our winner!
Happy Lendervedder 246
Mullinator 232
Zsofia 226
Green Bean 222
Really Not All That Bright 222
Omniscient 214
Least Original User Name Ever 214
bbs2k 206
Beadalin 206
Justin_Bailey 200
El_Kabong 200
Maggenpye 198
atomicBadgerrace 192
hocow 192
Dolores Reborn 190
Wallflower 190
Sternvogel 186
MsWhatsit 184
ArchiveGuy 180
JSexton 176
Drain Bead 174
OneCentStamp 162
IvoryTowerDenizen 160
Ghanima 158
CatInASuit 152
Freudian Slit 144
TellMeI’mNotCrazy 140
KGS 128
Gangster Octopus 118
OtakuLoki 114
MadTheSwine 108
Zebra 104
tdn 72
and alphabatized
ArchiveGuy 180
atomicBadgerrace 192
bbs2k 206
Beadalin 206
CatInASuit 152
Drain Bead 174
Dolores Reborn 190
El_Kabong 200
Freudian Slit 144
Gangster Octopus 118
Ghanima 158
Green Bean 222
Happy Lendervedder 246
hocow 192
IvoryTowerDenizen 160
JSexton 176
Justin_Bailey 200
KGS 128
Least Original User Name Ever 214
MadTheSwine 108
Maggenpye 198
MsWhatsit 184
Mullinator 232
Omniscient 214
OneCentStamp 162
OtakuLoki 114
Really Not All That Bright 222
Sternvogel 186
tdn 72
TellMeI’mNotCrazy 140
Wallflower 190
Zebra 104
Zsofia 226
oh good. we don’t have to know how I did.
good grief, Taber! Where did you come up with these questions?
(deleted because it looks like I missed the game–that’s what I get for following the rules and not reading ahead
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Thread closed due to game over.