You know what you guys need? A little comic strip called “Pokey the Penguin”. It’s about a family of penguins that lives in the Arctic Circle, plus an alcoholic snowman and a talking hippopotamus.
No, really. It’s very random and surreal, and incredibly stupid. If you’re into that sort of comedy, you’ll love it. I discovered it a few months ago and I’ve been browsing through the archives ever since. (A little goes a long way.)
A good example of the strip’s style of humor is here. If you don’t like it, you probably don’t have the Pokey gene, so don’t bother. Not everybody I’ve shown it to finds it as amusing as I do, but that’s probably because I was dropped on the head a few too many times as a child. Anyway, if you’re interested, check out the archives.