Okay.
GO!
Feeblegardler.
How’s that?
Wankle Rotary Engine
Flezz!
Sorry. I borrowed that from someone… either SPOOFE or Jester… um. I don’t remember who!
Hey, you’ve got a spot on your shirt.
:::talkingsquirrel looks down, Persephone flips his nose:::
SOMETHING!
-ducks and runs-
Wankle Rotary Engine! Lol That just made me laugh! Thanks!
Awwww… are we bored and sad?
-
Start by taking the Gorilla Personality Test.
-
Next, vote in the Weekly World News online poll: Who Do You Think is Responsible for the Attacks on America?
-
Then, read how country music will lower your kid’s IQ.
-
Browse the McDonald’s Home Page and look up cities and countries to see if they have a McDonald’s there.
-
And finally, spend the rest of the evening with the Naked Scottish Weathergirls.
Hope this helps.
I’m emailing you a photo of my dog… he is smiling for you (this is because he beat my wife to the top of Mt. Toby).
Tomorrow’s homework for Pessor:
Learn to post photos and do links on the Straight Dope!
huge hug
Somebody loves you.
[sub][sup] I have nothing funny to say, but you seemed sad. Me sowy. Please feel better. [/sub] [/sup]
Thank you. 
I now have something to do tomorrow at work.
Go dig up one of Scylla’s old threads.
Two elephants fall out of a tree.
BOOM BOOM! 
What was the impotent rapist charged with?
Assault with a dead weapon.
Nonny
Lol thats a cute doggie =)
Thanks everyone
I got some apple pie my aunt sent me anyone want a slice?
so…two penguins are taking a bath, one turns to the other and says “hey, could ya hand me the soap???” the other one turns to him and says, “what do i look like, a TYPEWRITER???” :Dhehehe i love that joke…now if only i could figure out why…
I dun get it 
Machines were mice and men were lions, once upon a time, but now that it’s the opposite, it’s twice upon a time.
Ooo, An excuse to tell one of my favorite bad jokes:
Two Jews get of a streetcar and one says to another, "So
- Wait, why does it have to be another joke about the Jews?
Ok. Two Baptists get off a streetcar and one says to another, "So, what did
- Hey, whats with picking on the religious people?
Ok,Ok. Two Texans step off a streetcar and one says to the other, "So what did you
- Please, could you stop with the stereotyped jokes?
Um, sure. Two horses step off a streetcar and one says to the other, “So what did you do over Rosh Hashanah?”
Still depressed? I’ve got more
this duck walks into the pharmacy.
he selects a tube of chapstick.
the cashier says, that will be a dollar thirty nine please.
the duck says, can you put it on my bill?
that joke slays me.