What’s some funny punch lines? Give us one of yours. Maybe we’ll remember the joke that goes with it.
Here’s my favorite.
Smell it hell!!! I 'm sittin in it!!!
Yours truly,
aha
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
A hush fell over the courtroom, killing six.
PS it’s a great way to pad your post too.
Yours truly,
aha
Oh, is it really a great way to pad your post?
So, the bartender said ‘What is this, some kind of joke?’
Or the jokeless punchline: $50, same as in town.
Eschew Obfuscation
“So she said, ‘Not with that seabass you don’t, mister!’”
or “I got a duck for a fuck, a fuck for a duck, and twenty bucks for a fucked up duck.”
“Blue booties.”
and
“Beige. I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”
So the bear says to the guy, “You don’t come here to hunt, do you?”
“Now you pissed me off. You and I? We’re NEVER gonna be friends.”
And the dog says “I’m lookin’ fer the man who done shot my Paw…”.
A: A mega-sore-ass!!
“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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Because “mad cow disease” was taken.
TT
“It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.”
–James Thurber
“Well, we’re not gonna SPANK him.”
So I bit him!
“If I pinch my nose with my fingers, close my mouth tight,
and blow real hard, I can make my ears bleed. It’s
not as cool as Superman’s X-ray vision, but it’s my own
special talent.”
And the polar bear said to the bartender,“With prices like these, you’re not going to see many more!”
And thats the bastard who ran over my Frog!
A: Because she’s a woman
He breaks his nose. 
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
Do you rally think I wanted a twelve inch pianist?
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
And the FBI dragged a brutally beaten bear out of the woods who immediately confessed, “Okay, okay, I’m a rabbit!”
“It’s a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan.”
– Sylence
If a bird doesn’t sing, I’ll wait until it sings.
- Tokugawa Ieyasu
Panda: (n.) A large Asian mammal that eats shoots and leaves.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.