Post a punchline

We did a couple of years ago, and it was more fun than most humans should be allowed to have.

Post the punchline to a joke. Don’t post the joke itself. I’ll start you off:

So the third nun squealed “Ooh, hand soap!”

The Aristocrats!

Fifty dollars, Father. Same as in town.

Doncha think you ought to pet him first?

No soap, radio!

gagging noise

“Yeah, I got that far, too.”

It doesn’t do anything. That’s the beauty of it!

It’s just ice cream.

And the bartender says, “You’re a mean drunk, Mr. Kent.”
“What I meant was, the men just ride the mule into town and get a woman, General.”
And the other penguin says, “What makes you think I’m not?”

(1) “A formal education!”

(2) “A bug that says grace before he eats your house!”

A nun has hope in her soul.

One is a group of cunning runts…

“By the time we get home we’ll all be a little hoarse!”

Starving children in Africa.

Lipstick.

You can’t use a pitchfork to unload the cinder blocks.

MOOO!

Nothing, you’ve already told her twice.

Fourteen eggs, no sausage, and someone else pays for it.