I’ve received several e-mails with the subject line Useless information. The one “fact” that stands out the most is the claim that Polar Bears are “left handed.” Any ideas on if that is true?
Why not go up there ,try to shake hands,and find out? 
I hope im right on this one…
but I have no proof other than my own opinion.
It could be that research showed them to have predominantly left-large brains, leading to being lefthanded. (I wonder if that also makes them any good at art?)
also-another few facts about polar bears
-underneath the fur the skin is black
-polar bears only attack the last person in a line
I don’t want to get drawn into this discussion (although I suspect the claim is spurious) but I will point out that in humans, at least, the right side of the brain provides control of the left side of the body and vice versa.
That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.
A polite polar bear would always shake hands with his right hand, even if he were left handed. You really need to see a sample of their handwriting: does it seem to slope to the left slightly? If so, they may be left-handed.
Alternatively, give them two corkscrews, one with a clockwise and one with an anticlockwise thread. See which one they find it easier to use.
Slightly off-topic:
Y’know those Coca-Cola commercials with the polar bear and her cubs doing cutesy things? There’s one in particular where a cub loses the little ball he’s playing with, then a seal retrieves it and they’re best of friends. Just once, I’d like to see mama bear attack the seal like she would if she were a real bear. 
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Polar bears do not have hands.
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But I claim the polar bears at the South Pole are right-handed. Show me one that isn’t.
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What would constitute being “handed” for a bear? I suppose when they bite into a seal carcass they probably hold it down with a paw; perhaps there’s a tendency to do this predominantly with one paw. I suppose it’s possible they would usually be left-pawed, just as humans are usually right-handed.
I guess the larger issue is why handedness exists at all? I can understand why it would be advantageous to an individual to have a dominant hand, but why would which hand was dominant become selected for on the population level? In other words, why aren’t lefties about 50% of the population? Assuming for a minute the thing about polar bears is true, why would they be lefties?
A side thought. I’ve asked this here before but never got a serious answer. Do squid and/or octopi favor a dominant tentacle?
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- I had a book somewhere that addressed the question of “handedness” in animals. It didn’t say anything about polar bears, but it did note the facts about pig’s wankers. It even includes general success rates of “cross-threaded” pigs as opposed to , uh, well hell, you oughta know. Anyway, if which hemisphere you are concieved/carried in detirmines which “hand” you become, and all polar bears live in (mostly) the same place, then it’s not going too far out on a limb to guess that they are all the same “handedness”. I kinda doubt anyone has checked every one. Whoever came up with this claim probably just watched some nature films and played the averages.
Note #1: - All polar bears ain’t up there anymore; some have been born in zoos. Another grand theory, right down the toilet, and don’t ask which way.
Note #2: - Due to relatively “localized” conditions, a significant amount of inbreeding may have taken place in the past and this may have had some effect. I have heard of this in Cheetahs, but not polar bears. I do not know which “handedness” cheetahs are, so don’t ask. - MC
- I had a book somewhere that addressed the question of “handedness” in animals. It didn’t say anything about polar bears, but it did note the facts about pig’s wankers. It even includes general success rates of “cross-threaded” pigs as opposed to , uh, well hell, you oughta know. Anyway, if which hemisphere you are concieved/carried in detirmines which “hand” you become, and all polar bears live in (mostly) the same place, then it’s not going too far out on a limb to guess that they are all the same “handedness”. I kinda doubt anyone has checked every one. Whoever came up with this claim probably just watched some nature films and played the averages.
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APB9999 is on the right track here. studies show that "handedness"in animals pertains to which hand/paw they use to perform tasks. in this case, holding down a dead animal, batting at a live one etc is done with the left paw in polar bears. now speaking from a probability standpoint, i’m not sure i buy that ALL of them are. i’m sure there is quite a polar bear population existing who hasn’t been observed.
Um… no shit? Was this ever in question? HELLO? Note the final sentence of the post: Just once, I’d like to see mama bear attack the seal like she would if she were a real bear.
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