Yes. It’s been available for a long time as a treatment for impotence. But for some reason, people decided that swallowing a little blue pill was much less traumatic than actually stabbing one of the most sensitive parts of your body with a hypodermic needle. The added bonus of Viagra and its ilk is that your erection responds to your actual state of arousal. This is in stark contrast to injectable vasodilators, which give you an involuntary raging erection, regardless of whether you’re actually aroused or not.
Don’t know about you guys, but even as a teenager, I wouldn’t have been able to raise the periscope in a room full of cops if Scarlett Johansen was giving me a lap dance.
To anyone whose brain cell has divided, it is obvious that Czarcasm is wondering whether penalties for distributing child pornography should apply to the police and lawyers doing so in this case. (Which I’m sure is not the case–there must be an exemption carved out for law enforcement, else no one could ever be prosecuted for it due to the evidence being destroyed.)
Nevertheless, these cheap shots are beyond the pale. Perhaps you think you’re being funny, but you’re really just being moronic and nasty.
Czarcasm has a sense of humor. No hurt, no foul.
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Presumably that’s why they’re proposing to drug the kid to force the issue.
I don’t know how you can keep translating my inquiring as to whether the cops can be charged with distributing underage porno with my asking to receive it myself. Is this some petty revenge for some imaginary slight in the past, are just a general cheap shot?
Czarcasm just pawn in game of life.
Well of course not. She’d have been, what, 10? You sicko.
She’s only 29. She could have been an embryo. We don’t know how long it’s been since **elucidator **was a teen.
Well then, having her give a lap dance would have been quite the fetus.
This is the second time he’s been beaten to the punch. Must be Steal Elucidator’s Lines Day.
Oh Jesus, calm your tits.
Shit, just tear up the package I sent you when you get it. DO NOT OPEN THE PACKAGE.
Superman has the Superman Revenge Society.
I get this.
Just shoot me. :smack:
I could get behind “don’t get your panties in a twist,” since underwear descriptors can be ambiguous. Whether or not Frank has “tits” (never mind how odd it seems that someone would use “calm your tits” as a putdown), I’m unclear why all derogs must involve something to do with females. Ever pondered why it is that virtually all derogs/nasty descriptors used toward men involve a woman or her anatomy somehow? But for “prick”, there are few. Instead, it’s “son of a bitch”, “motherfucker”, “pussy”, “count” absent the “o” and so on (and on). Can we – rather the men – not be more creative? By the way, my panties aren’t in a twist (typically, I don’t wear any). Just asking.
Aw, where you hoping to join in the “fun”? It’d be about your level of “fun”.
I was nineteen for a few hours last week, and this time, I didn’t think Jim Morrison was a poet.
Well, until they melt. Then, just like melted snowflakes, they look exactly alike.
A gender-neutral equivalent to “calm your tits” is “calm your taint.” It has fairly common usage at least in my crowd. Even if the recipient hasn’t heard it before, they understand the meaning immediately.
For example:
I see your taint is swollen with rage. Do you need some soothing balm to calm your taint? Why so taintmad? (etc.)