You’re sure? How did you come to be so certain? You deev.
failed to work for me, I still have … oh, you meant the story, nm
The VA Police Dept today released a statement saying that “After days of careful deliberation in this case involving arresting young teenagers for taking naked pictures of themselves, we have come to the conclusion that taking naked pictures of young teenagers is wrong, so we won’t be doing it at this time.”
Clearly police are wasting time hassling the boy when they should be interrogating the REAL perp.
What does the cock say?
Taint misbehavin’?
Taint that a kick in the head.
The article says that they had already obtained a warrant for the photos. Some som judge in VA actually approved of this plan?
“Ma’am, are you aware of the penal codes in this state?!”
Sorry, y’all. We just watched ‘Kentucky Fried Movie’ the other night.
Wieners are inherently more comical than vageens. That’s why there’s like 100x more silly nicknames for them. Like pocket rocket, belly banana, or womb broom. Rolls right off the tongue, ya know?
Plus the vag is put on a pedestal. No one puts a tally whacker on a pedestal.
Well, and most people who receive images of vulvas generally do not raise objections.
(there has to be a pun in there, I just cannot think of one)
Well, if vulva puns were as as easy to make as penis puns, I’d be happy to do so in deferens to your sensibilities.
That would be a mustache, not a dick. Although it certainly may be attached to one.
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VA is for lovers.
now everyone turn to the right.
You do realise that that’s actually a standard part of a rape exam, regardless of the victim’s age. So is taking photo’s of the suspect’s genitalia. What’s unheard of is forcing the suspect/victim into a state of sexual arousal prior to taking those pictures. There’s no rational reason do that (unless trying to coerce the suspect into pleading guilty counts). :dubious: That would be like requiring men suspected of sex crimes to provide semen samples instead of blood samples.
“I gave at the office.”
As I understand it, it is possible to obtain semen from a man without his consent or co-operation, though it is a rather invasive, if not humiliating, process.
wouldn’t that be the penile code?
The is no code, the penile does whatever it pleases. The rest of the body is just a support system to maneuver it into position.
You may not lie, but you do hallucinate.
You know how you’re always ranting about Christians who believe in things that aren’t real, and use those beliefs to attack others? That’s what you are doing here.
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Oh my God, the injection actually goes into one’s penis? Eww.
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:shudders:
When I was a teen ager (back during the late Cretaceous) I could get aroused eating Girl Scout cookies, but if I saw a person in a white coat approaching Mr. Happy with a hypodermic, I think everythig from waist to knees would try to take refuge behind my kidneys.
“I’ve got a warrant” is not at all a good safe word.
Regards,
Shodan