Police force teenager to have an erection so they can photograph it.

“OK then, we can do this the difficult way or we can do it the hard way.”

I believe this is a photo of him.

Not to defend Der Thris, but I seem torecall this:

Granted this isn’t perfectly apropos since it’s guns and drugs, not child porn. Not quite sure I want to search for that.

Yeah, penis jokes work better, and there are some amusing ones here. But I strongly suspect that people don’t follow an “if no_joke_available then goto outrage” philosophy.

You’re right that I hadn’t actually considered that. But, presumably, those photos are at least taken with the victim’s permission. This plan sounded a lot more like court-ordered sexual assault.

This threat on another forum, about the same subject: Manassas City police are REALLY eager to see boy's penis | SpaceBattles

An article is posted on there about the local police in this “Manassas” place, apparently they are extremely corrupt and have a history of framing people for serious crimes.

Additionally, if I (a man) was raped, and in the course of the rape, my junk got beaten up, I would have no problems with officers taking pictures. Though I think I’d still have an issue if they needed aroused pictures.

And if I were burgled I’d have no problem with officers looking around my house. If I were being investigated for creation and distribution of child pornography, I would have a problem with it.

You might as well compare Apple computers to Clockwork Oranges.

I’m not sure what you’re point is. Are you stating that there wouldn’t be an issue if he wasn’t being investigated, but rather a victim?

I was responding to Alphaboi’s statement that this happens all the time to rape victims and there is no outrage.

My point was that if that were the case, I myself, and others most likely, wouldn’t have an issue. It’s the fact that the authorities were seeking pictures of his erect penis (compounded because he’s a minor) and that’s what’s generating the RO.

So, you admit you were wrong? If you weren’t lying and aren’t able to back up your claims (hence the lack of a cite), being wrong is the only logical conclusion.

Apologies, I misunderstood your post.

Well the latest news is that they were bragging that they were gonna get this kid hard and ready for action and in film, but when it is time to actually perform, they just lack the follow through. Talk about cock tease for justice. Every woman was waiting to see the goods on the post office wall: “Have you seen this penis? Responds to the name “Big Wally” and was last seen twittering about the internet. If you find this penis, do not approach it, as it is very excitable and could ejaculate prematurely. Do call the Manassas Police Department and tell the dispatcher where you have seen the suspected penis. It is America’s most wanted penis. And as far as the Manassas Police Department is concerned, it is the Osama bin Ladin of penises. The Manassas Police Department desperately wants this penis, and is looking for it hard.”

Gee, it’s fun to never grow older than 13.

Pretty good. Can you do Ed Sullivan ?

…it took you two weeks to come up with that?

Here’s that scene in the principal’s office:

The Tallywhacker

Impressively shot in a single take.

I don’t share your enthusiasm for penis stories. Thought I made that clear ? BTW, why do so many gay men assume that so many straight men are “closet-bound” ? Is it just a wish, vocalized, or what ? Gay men do this quite a lot. I accept the 10%, or whatever percent it is. Why do gay men suspect the 90% of living in denial ? I don’t really care for an answer; just wanted to point-out that delusion. I’m sure you’re immune from all other delusions.

I cannot satirise that. Well done, you have won the internets.

Why indeed?

Ok, I’m wrong. I see now that all males are, in reality, gay. That I don’t recognize this in myself is due to self-delusion, the most convincing of all delusions. I can just barely tolerate women. Now I have to come to terms with the queer who lives inside me. My psyche, I mean. Geez…

What are you talking about???

First hit of acid had me rambling like that.