Police officials in the Indonesian province of Paupa are disqualifying applicants who’ve had their penises enlarged because “the unnatural size causes hindrance during training”. Gee, I wonder just what the local police training involves and how men blessed with naturally large penises handle it. 
Paupa is home to tribes where the men where penis gourds, but one would think that police uniforms would be a bit more modest.
Maybe they trip over it while chasing down suspects.
We handle it very enthusiastically, I can assure you. 
Did you read about their technique for doing it? :eek:
“Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the “gatal-gatal” (itchy) tree so that it swells up “like it has been stung by a bee,” the expert said”
Bahhh. Everyone knows the best thing to wrap anything with is bacon.
or
Hung like a butterfly, stung by a bee (tree?)
Too much shrinkage after cooking.
In the tribes that use them penis gourds ARE the modest attire of a proper gentleman. Different culture and all.
Thought what that has to do with police training I haven’t a clue…