> This little boy goes up to his Dad and asks him “What is politics?”
> The Dad says, “Well son, let me explain it to you this way…I’m
> the breadwinner of the family so lets call me …“Capitalism.” Your
> Mom, she’s the administrator of the household so we’ll call her
> “Government.” We are here to take care of YOUR needs, son, so we’ll
> call you “the People.” The nanny, well, she works hard all day
> for very little money so we’ll call her “The Working Class.”
> And your little brother…well we’ll call him “The future.”
>
> Now think about that and see if it makes sense.”
>
> So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his
> father has said. Later that night he hears his baby brother
> crying , so he gets up to check on him.
> He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. So he goes into
> his parent’s room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to
> wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked,
> he peeks into the keyhole and sees his father in the bed with
> the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
>
> The next morning the boy says to his father , “Dad I think I understand
> the concept of politics now.” The father says "good son, now in
> your own words tell me what you think politics is all about.
> The little boy replies ,"Well while Capitalism is screwing the
> Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being
> ignored, and the Future is in deep shit.
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I’m not really a Rush Limbaugh listener, but I was flipping the dial one day and I heard him refer to the Vice President as “Clinton’s faithful assistant Algore.”
I thought that was pretty damn funny, even if the guy is a psycho.
a man is driving along the beltway when he encounters a terrible traffic jam. it looks as if cars are backed up for miles. obviously, he isn’t going to be moving his car anytime soon, so he decided to investigate on foot the cause of the blockage.
about five minutes into the walk, he comes across a cop. “Excuse me, officer. Could you tell me what the trouble here seems to be?”
“Yeah, sure. The presidential limo is parked at the very front of the line. President Clinton is extremely distraught over his financial status, due to numerous lawsuits. He says he’s completely bankrupt, and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire.”
“We should take up a collection for him,” noted the man.
“Already have one,” replied the officer.
“How much?”
“Oh, only a couple gallons so far.”
and
What’s the main difference between Jesus and Elian Gonzales?
It only took Jesus’ father three days to get his son back.
A teenaged boy is hitchkicking from Hither to Yon. A car stops, but the driver rolls down the passenger-side window (it’s a power window, of course) and asks the lad, “What are your politics?”
The teenager replies truthfully, “I’m a Democrat”, and the car speeds off in a cloud of dust.
The teenager trudges on for a few miles, and another car stops. The same question is asked, the same answer is given, and the same result ensues.
Several miles further on, a convertible driven by an extremely hot blonde stops, and the driver once again asks, “What are your politics?” The teenager decides this time that a lie is justified to get a ride, and responds, “I’m a Republican”.
“Oh, get in, then”, says the blonde, and the teenager gratefully accepts.
As they drive along, however, the car accelerates. As it does so, the wind caused by its passage increases. It gets under the hem of the blonde’s skirt, and pushes it higher and higher on her thighs…
“Stop the car and let me out!” the teenager yells at last. “I’ve only been a Republican for five minutes, and already I feel like screwing somebody!”