Poll: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?

In My Humble Opinion
1

Because you can never have too many overly-simplistic polls on the Internet, after all.

Two forced-choice questions:

1 - “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.” Yes or no?
2 - If you had to vote for a Republican vs. a Democrat for president of the U.S., which would it be?
My answers:

No.
Democrat.

2

  1. No

  2. Stay home and drink. If that is not an option, then Republican.

3
  1. I don’t do things that I have to worry about “staying” somewhere.
  2. I never vote party, I always vote issues/person.
4

I have never been to Vegas but I always assumed your money stayed there.

5

  1. No - for example, if you get married in Vegas, you are married everywhere!

  2. Forced choice - Democrat, but with the reservation of right to change my mind for any reason or no reason

6

Ok fess up. You’re actually P.J. O’Rourke. :smiley:
As to the OP…

  1. Depends if your friends are the “dig a hole” in the desert type. If so, then yes.
  2. What happened to the Libertarians?
7
  1. No.
  2. Democrat.
8
  1. Yes. That applies to any place of recreational for me.
  2. Lasagna
9
  1. Yes
  2. Republican