dictionary ( I work crosswords in bed)
kleenex box
A spare mattress.
A box full of my dissertation research.
A Valentines Day balloon approaching it’s third birthday which is still going.
2 storage boxes - one contains some books and my electric heating pad, the other is full of miscellany - cards, magazines, art paraphernalia, etc.
2 folding bed trays
A small wicker “suitcase” which contains all of the tools I, personally (as opposed to the Man’s tools, which are in the garage where they belong) own
My slippers
That’s all on my side, of course. Mr. Wanna’s side of the bed has nothing under it but the floor.
A baseball bat and a Maglite. The rails for the bed. Lots of dust rabbits – they’re waaaay to big to be bunnies! Ah, and the fireproof safe.
We have a “Captains Bed” so six drawers with clothes and a middle section with spare blankets.
Jim
A big-ass knife
A box of old artwork I created during the Inspired Years
Cat toys
I’m sure there has to be some underwear under there.
A box of bullets and an ammo box
Dust bunnies. Lots and lots of 'em.
My bedroom floor.
I moved to a new house last week, so absolutely nothing. This will almost certainly change very soon.
Computer parts and a box of condoms.
What? I can’t be the only one…
2 under-the-bed storage bins: one with spare sheets, one with summer clothes
the dog: he often sleeps under the bed on my side; it’s also where he goes when he’s in trouble
I’m not telling.
The carpeted floor at the moment, but as soon as I get around to rearranging the room and unpacking, under my bed will be a different section of carpeted floor, and my empty luggage.
A Black & Decker multitool.
Two bit cases (one drill, one drive.)
Al, the magical dust monkey.
A heap o’ shit.
Condoms
Ammo boxes
Extra magazines
Several holsters
4 pairs of shooting gloves
Ear protection
Eye protection
Smith and Wesson 629
Springfield TRP 1911
Spare blankets
Spare sheets
Underwear
Socks
Out-of-season clothes.
nothing. my bed is on the floor.
Long flat things.
Like my rifle, my shotgun, an extra gun case, and my bow. Oh, and a big box of wrapping paper.
Books, dust, papers, a stray shirt or pair of pants, a towel…
Nothing. Not even much dust because I vacuumed there last weekend.
dust
baby powder
tissues that missed the trash can
cat hair
cat hair balls
possibly a sock I haven’t seen in months
maybe a battery or two