But how can I expect them to be as tasty as your tomatoes? ~reaches in, helps self to some needscoffee’ bra-ripened tomatoes~
No, that was Stoid’s bra with the cherry tomatoes! I use mine to carry in the zucchinis.
Is that a zucchini in there or are you just happy to see me?
Both!
When I smoked I quite often kept my lighter in my bra. I have used it for my phone and money when I had no other alternatives. I also tried to be discreet about putting items in and pulling items out.
This thread doth make me giggle.
Once, my boss came by and sat on my desk while we spoke. I thought to myself: If I eat lunch at my desk today, I will have to clean my desk. There’s something like 1 1000 of an inch of wool between my lunch and the testicles of my boss.
Now, in this context, I don’t see any measurable difference between a woman keeping anything in her bra, or a guy keeping anything in his pants pockets.
Just rhapsodizing.
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If anyone’s still reading this, I’d like to add that I had something like this problem a couple years ago when my children became old enough to stay at home by themselves and I wanted them to be able to reach me at all times while I’m at work. So I started trying to make sure I had my phone on me. Previously I just kept it in my purse, which stayed in my office if I was out and about in the building, at meetings or whatever.
The problem is, women’s work clothes don’t usually have pockets. Some do, but mostly skirts and dresses are without. So, I bought a couple cute tiny purse-on-a-string type things from an Etsy vendor. They’re precisely the size of my iPhone and I ordered them in cute fabrics that coordinate with whatever I’ve got on (usually. If it doesn’t it don’t really care that much).
So, the solution is — don’t tuck your crap in your bra like a slob. Be a real woman and buy more purses. 
This young lady is…some kind of packrat.
Also here.
A “mansierre”? :dubious:
Surely you jest. 
I’ll get right on spending money to be more like you…and then carry my purse into the backyard, because of course that’s the “real woman” thing to do.
Or maybe I’ll just go on being a slob… thanks for straightening me out about that, at least.
I tuck my room key into my swimsuit at my hip. I’ve never been a big fan of the lanyard thing. Works fine in a pool for the little bit of “middle age mom” swimming I do (you know, sidestroke, don’t get your hair wet, squeel over the cold water) on the average vacation. Wouldn’t do it at the ocean in the surf though.
Good lord!
Don’t worry, **whynot **suggested that those of us who use purses are bulging out of our unfitted bras - there’s unfounded arguments on both sides of the bra strap.
Just carry the purse in your bra.
Perhaps you missed the smiley. It was a joke, sister.
Which part? The purse, the real woman, or the slob? Or all three?
The humour seems to be leaving this thread, though I thought **Ugly Ripe Tomato **gave it a huge boost just by showing up. I’m not sure anyone else got visions of him clambering into someone’s clevage … just me?
Well I don’t think you’re a slob, Stoid. But what started out as harmless and innocent humor for me has now developed into a minor obsession, am absolutely fascinated with the idea of a woman toting tomatoes.