And this is one huge difference between men & wimmins. I think most of us wouldn’t mind carrying boobies in our hands.
You’re kidding, we had NO IDEA! 
I stick my metrocard in there sometimes when I’m wearing a dress or skirt with no pockets. Only with low-cut blouses, of course. It doesn’t stick out or show at all and there’s plenty of stations I’d rather not be waving my wallet around. And me discreetly fetching it out is by far the least disturbing thing you’re likely to see on the subway. 
I store stuff in my bra all the time at home. I don’t generally do it in public, though I have a habit of tucking the credit card in there when I’ve paid at the pump and am waiting for the tank to fill. Keeps me from dropping it. This is seen only by my toddler, who is watching out the back window.
If there are any straight males jumping on the “eww” bandwagon, though, I’m intrigued by your thought process. You spend your lives, money, and ingenuity trying to get your hands on the boobies, but when I store a phone there, they’re disgusting? :dubious:
I’m wondering where guys store their stuff, considering they have neither purses nor bras. There ain’t enough pockets in the world!
We have our secrets. Men are truly mysterious creatures.
A conspiracy! I suspected as much.
I store stuff in my bra all the time. Who doesn’t?
Only when I was 16 and detassling corn. Everyone put their cigs and lighter in their bra.
First of all, to clear the air, this is geneb’s SO, that was accidentally posting under his SN. >_<; Geneb doesn’t wear a bra, last I checked.
Secondary, the gecko had beginnings of MBD. (Necessitated an x-ray, and the middle-of-nowhere vet places tend to charge out of the mouth for seeing exotics).
A note to all of you ladies wondering why male cashiers would have a problem handling money from your bra: It has nothing to do with bras and boobs. It’s all about sweaty money. I don’t want to touch anything that’s soggy with some stranger’s sweat – no matter what part of his/her body the sweat came from.
I have never before seen the phrase “bra-ripened tomatoes.” I’m going to have to find a way to work it in to a story somewhere. Especially since I’m writing YA books now.
And where were you ripened?
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I have never before seen the phrase “bra-ripened tomatoes.” I’m going to have to find a way to work it in to a story somewhere. Especially since I’m writing YA books now.
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I merely endorsed the idea (I think it’s marvelous), Stoid deserves all the credit.
A sincere thank you for clearing that up.
So, I’m guessing this gecko is a pet, right?
I was about to go crazy, wondering… wait… what… MBD? 
I want to see. I’ve been following this thread all week, and I need some proof of vibrating cleavage.
FWIW, my sister tucks my keys (including fob to get into the gym) into her bra once a week while I watch her tot. Hell yes I made fun of her, but in a nice way.
Want to see! Want to see!
I answered often. FTR I am an H cup and am properly fitted.
Keychain - all the time. Also locker key, at the gym.
Money - sometimes, if someone hands me a note and I don’t have time to put it in my purse. We have polymer banknotes here so there are no absorbency issues… and anyway, when I worked in a shop I found it far grosser being handed coins that someone was holding in their hot sweaty fist. Ew. But I rarely hand money from my bra to anyone - although I did get a free drink from a bartender once when he saw me tucking my ID into my bra.
Used to tuck my phone in there when I had a smaller model, but I do sometimes tuck the house phone cordless handset in there.
Lens caps from the camera ALL THE TIME, but facing outwards otherwise you get condensation on the inside of the cap which is hell on the glass of your lens.
Credit cards/ID if I’m going somewhere and don’t want to carry a bag.
I think I could probably fit a hammer, scissors, small spanner and a scrwedriver like the girl in the video. I usually only use one cup but she gets a gold star for using both. I’d like to see her be properly fitted for a bra, though!
I do it with my phone.
The Vietnamese Golden gecko was, indeed, a pet!
MBD stood for metabolic bone disease, which, you’re right, is not commonly seen among wildlings. My personal theory is, they don’t live long enough.
To stay on topic: yes, tame geckos love to be pocketed in a bra’ny manner.
My curiosity is thoroughly appeased. Thanks, Waxwinged!
If you have to have it all explained for you, it sort of takes the ‘ha’ out of the joke.
When I worked in retail there was one woman who would always dig around in her bra and pull out a $20 to pay with. It grossed me out to no end, and I love me some boobies.