I thought it was evident that there was no “ha” for me to begin with, I was looking for some.
we were people watching while waiting for the parade to start on Saturday. There was a gal across the street who pulled cigarettes, lighter and cell phone at various times from her bra. I really expected her to pull out the picnic basket next.
FWIW, I have visions of ME “clambering into someone’s clevage”, all the time! 
Now, for no good reason, the jingle to Hot Pockets is running through my head.
Outrage finally manufactured! And it only took three pages. :rolleyes:
Can’t be mine, I’m afraid. Apparently there’s no room between my bulging tits and the unfitted bra, into the purse with you!
I’m trying to be offended, but the giggling runs the effect.