Pomp and Circumstance

Well, I’m finally doing it. Exactly one week from today, I’ll be graduating.

I managed, through some sort of combination of Herculean effort and dumb luck, to pull off a 4.0 for my last two quarters. This gives me a 3.52 cumulative GPA, which I believe is cum laude but I’m too lazy to go look it up. Whatever. As long as I’m out and it’ll get me into law school. Can you tell I’m a bit burned out right now?

Time to go celebrate. Oh, wait, I have to go find an apartment. I guess I’ll hold off on that celebrating thing.

Yeah, wait until you have someone to celebrate with! Then ye’ll have a devil of a time!

Pomp and Circumstance…the JimmyNipples way
Hitler has only got one ball

Guering has two but they’re too small

Himmler had something similar

But Gobels had no balls at all.

Congrats Drain. you rocketh

Good for you! Feels good to see the end in sight, doesn’t it? I’m not surprised by the great grades, either. But it sure gives you a warm feeling to know all that work paid off.
Congrats.
struuter

Congrats, Drain!

and a big conga-rats to D-maire, who Graduates on the 18th! well done!!

Wow! Congratulations - man that’s a lot of work! Give yourself a much needed rest. You may surprised at the amount of time you have now that you won’t have schoolwork!

:slight_smile:

That’s not “Pomp and Circumstance”, that’s the “Colonel Bogey March”! “Pomp and Circumstance” is the tune to which these words can be sung:

*DrainBead’s gra-du-ay-ting
With a three-five-twooooo
That’s better than I did.
Nuts, DrainBead, to you!

Long and hard you’ve stu-died
And your time has come
Show off to your friends, now
“See? I’m not so dumb!” :smiley:

You’ve earned that di-plooo-maaaaaa
Now… go buy… some beeeeeeer!*

Congrats, Drainbead! Get yourself settled in nicely and then throw a biggie. You deserve it.

(((Libby))))

Congratulations! College is such hard work, and you seem to have done quite nicely for yourself!

Keep it up! My uncle is a lawyer. It’s a far more noble profession than people like to think. Best of luck to you! :smiley:

Way to go Libby. How long before you can help me beat that murder rap?

:smiley:

Ah Nerts. I knew that too…Colonel Bogey. Poop

Thanks for pointing it out. I’m going to the corner of the room and rock back and forth until Thursday.

Congratle…Cungrat…Congarat…Congratulashun…

Hey, good job! If it weren’t for the fact that although I “live” in Columbus, but work in Louisville, I’d offer you a drink.

'Course, if you can get into it (and I s’pose, if you drink), the OSU “bar-crawl” should take care of any of those drinking urges for you.

Congratulations, Drain Bead.

Congrats, hon. hugs

congratulations, on a job very well done.

A long, hard, journey I’m sure. Congratulations on your achievement! I’m very glad for you :slight_smile:
Zette

Congrats, Drain Bead. But I think dumb luck had nothing to do with it.