[throws sopping wet bikini top in Joe k’s face]
Hey, get me another drink!
Heh – coming…
[yells upstairs]
Uh, yeah, I wonder where the cherries went??
[a tipsy viva puts on tankini and then cannonballs on NCB:
Viva la margariiiitaaaaaaa!
[comes downstairs and looks at people zonked out, sleeping on couch, lawn, picnic table…]
[checks pH of pool, adds chemicals]
[goes inside to make coffee and OJ, toast and cinnamon rolls]
[opens patio sliding door]
Hey you guys!
enters the pool area
Hey everyone! I slept great! hee hee How is everyone else?
I see someone took off her bikini! Good thing I would never do that LOL (I let NCB do it for me) 
So NCB, I need a little help upstairs, care to help me out a bit?
Well, no one told me there was a pool party! I’ve wandered over from the Camping Trip for a quick dip.
Out of my way…I’m going to do some laps.
:takes a deep breath and begins swimming freestyle:
ACK!
I forgot about the camping trip…
quickly puts on some real clothes since NCB never came up to help me…
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
slides into the pool
swims under water
emerges from water did anybody lose a contact lense?
Had to go pick up some stuff for tonight’s cook out, didn’t want to wake ya. 
The Trek Dopers :dubious: are coming, and they really know how to eat!
Anybody seen Baker? She was gonna bring the cookies.
I’ve also seemed to misplaced Flamme’s and Zeldar’s phone numbers. Someone wanna tell them?
And howdo I get a hold of all our queer geeks? They’re loads of fun.
Basically, it’s open to everyone. Just bring your own towell, you hoopy froods!
KOWABUNGA!
SplishySplashSplash!
[wakes up from a rather sprawled-out slumber]
Ah, sorry I drooled on the lawn…wait, that doesn’t matter, never mind…ANYWAY! 
[jumps in, snorkels around]
NCB,
If it’s you I’m waking up to, you can wake me any time baby!
JUmps into the pool
COWABUNGA!!!
BELLY BUTTON SHOOTERS!!
In honor of my 250th post…not bad for being a doper for one week … we’re doing BB Shooters!
Who wants to do me first? (it had better be NCB)
- A strapping Norwegian lad climbs over the picket fence and dive bombs into the pool with his clothes on *
Ahhh… that’s nice.
Could someone please help me put suntan lotion on my back? My arms are too short.
[Hands Husker Dude a bottle of suntan lotion]
Here you are… I’ll be happy to apply this for you, if you take off your clothes of course!
sniff
he said he loved me…
and now he’s not around.
sniff
Just getting the jello shots ready, darlin’. (it’s a big house)
[picks up Eilsel and puts her on the table, grabs the Tequila, looks around for a lime… ]
ah, thanksJoe!
[now the fun begins…]
giggling
That tickles…
Splash!
suddenly pops out of near by trees, screaming “BEES! RUN FOR YOUR DOPER LIVES!” and jumpes into pool while a huge cloud of nasty stingers emerge from the trees
Well, what for the love of pete were you doing to attract all those bees?
yelling from the upstairs window