"Poolhall Junkies" - How on earth did I miss this little gem?

Cafe Society
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Wow. So awful. Testosterone riddled Top Gun set in a pool hall. How did this terrible script get Christopher Walken? Rick Schroder? Chaz Palminteri? Rod Freakin’ Steiger?!

And yet, snappy dialogue, ridiculously cool monologues (Steiger, Walken,) awesome pool shots. I can’t look away. I love it.

Best part: Lex Luthor from “Smallville,” as a “talented” rock musician playing the worst song ever seen in any movie: “I’m a Redneck Gigolo.” I wish I was making that up.

File this one under: Guilty Pleasures.

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Wow. The only blurb they could get was from Larry “Oops I accidentally just blurbed my own fart” King, and even THAT was qualified; you can almost hear the "Weeeellllllll . . . " edited out from before “Walken and Palmintieri are dynamite.”

What, they couldn’t find anyone to say “It’s better than CATS!”?

I’ll have to see if we have it at work.